Nightcrawler was wandering the halls of the X-Mansion, looking for Wolverine. He didn't seem to be around, and the Professor had said that he was indeed in the mansion, so Kurt was teleporting around, looking for his friend.

He finally reached a common room where Logan was on a laptop, doing something on the internet. Kurt appeared right alongside his friend. "Logan, I vanted to speak to you..." he trailed.

Logan quickly clicked off the window to the internet that he had been on. "Hey, Kurt," he said, a little irritated. "I'm a little busy here..."

The blue X-Man laughed. "It didn't look like you were busy," he teased. "What vere you really doing?" Kurt asked curiously.

"Nothing," Logan lied.

"Haha, you can tell me, if it's embarrassing," Kurt said. "What is it really? Is it porn?"

Wolverine laughed slightly. "No, it's not porn," he said.

"If not, then vhat is it?" Kurt wrapped his tail around body. He was getting ever more curious by Logan's secrecy. "You can tell me. I won't tell anyone," he promised.

The tough X-Man sighed. "Fine." He pulled up the internet tab. "I was just getting a high score, too?"

Kurt grinned. "Robot Unicorn Attack? You're playing THAT?" He began laughing hysterically.

Logan grumbled. "Hey, don't pick on me over it. Jubilee wanted me to play, and now I can't rest until I beat her score. I was so close when you interrupted me, too."

"Heh," Nightcrawler said. "That game is too girly. Let me show you something else," he said, leaning over Logan's shoulder. He clicked a few buttons and another screen popped.

"Wait, Heavy Metal Robot Unicorn Attack?"

"Yes," Kurt smiled. "Much more...masculine."

Logan narrowed his eyes. "So that means...you've played it too?"

Kurt grinned, a long and almost malicious grin. "Of course," he replied. "Everyone's played it. I've even heard that the Professor has given it a shot."

Wolverine still looked skeptical. "Alright, fine. This seems to be a much better version, anyway. Thanks for showing me." As Nightcrawler began to walk away, completely forgetting what he had wanted to talk to Wolverine about in the first place, Logan called after him. "Don't you dare tell anyone, Kurt, or I'll skin your little blue hide!"

Nightcrawler let out a little giggle almost childishly. "Don't vorry," he said. "I von't."

A/N: Little idea that I had that I hope is funny. Robot Unicorn Attack belongs to Adult Swim, X-Men belong to Marvel, etc, etc. Please review!