Disclaimer: I don't own any of these movies. If I did, I would be a millionaire!
Ever wondered if Will Turner would eat chicken eyes? If Elizabeth Swann and Hermione Granger would be friends? If Jack could survive with no rum? Look no further, for this, and more! WARNING: Many arguments!

A leafy green jungle, vibrant with colourful birds and plants. Birdsong and clear blue skies. A blonde lady with a brilliant, white smile leans against a tree.

"Hello there! I'm your host, Sonia Waters, and welcome to this years: I'm a famous movie character, get me out of here! Our nine movie characters are placed in a jungle, and forced to undergo humiliating tasks. There will be one extra special guest movie character per day who will only feature for that day, and one movie character evicted per day. There can only be one winner, which is chosen by you at home! Let's welcome our first contestants, all the way from the Caribbean, it's Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swann!"

Deafening applause welcomes the first three contestants, but Captain Jack Sparrow doesn't look very happy.

"There should be a Captain in me name somewhere, love. And stop grinning so much whelp, you look crazy. Apparently we're on live TV, whatever that is."

"Hey! Don't call me whelp." Will said crossly, folding his arms.

"Stop picking on Will, Jack. You're just jealous that I chose him instead of you-" Elizabeth is cut off by the host of the show.

"Yes, that's enough of that, thank you!" Sonia Waters laughed, "The next few weeks are certainly going to be exciting! Oh, I'm terribly sorry about your name, Captain Jack. I'll definitely remember next time!"

Captain Jack grins, and winks at her. "It's alright love."

Blushing, Sonia continues. "Moving on. Our next three contestants are trainee magicians from Hogscraft, sorry, er, Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizarding. Please welcome, Larry Potter, Ronald Weasel and Hermione Grange!"

The next three contestants enter, gazing at the jungle in awe. They have obviously never seen one before. Ron whistles and stares, transfixed by the size of it.

"Bloody hell Harry, this jungle is big. And green. Very green."

Hermione glares at him, and he falls silent. "Please don't mind him, he's not always that stupid." she says, rolling her eyes.

Sonia laughs, and says "We also have two of the four Pevensie children here, please give a big hand for Lucy and Edmund!"

Two children enter, in old fashioned clothing. Lucy, the youngest, exclaims, "This jungle really resembles the one in Narnia, by the ruins of Cair Paravell."

Her brother frowns. "No, this jungle is more like the one by Mr Beaver's house."

"Edmund! That jungle is more light green. This one is much darker."

"Please, be quiet." Jack interrupts, "Poor Sonia wants to get on with the show."

The host looks at him gratefully and continues. "And our final contestant, um." She whispers something into her earpiece. "Who is this guy? Max Goof. I'm sorry, who?"

The final contestant appears. He looks like Goofy, the Disney character. "Hi, I'm Max Goof. Haven't any of you heard of me?" Everyone looks at each other blankly. "There are two movies about me. I'm Goofy's son. You know, Goofy, from Disney? A goofy movie? I starred in it. There are 17 fan fictions about that movie on .net. Beat that!"

"Yeah, well there are about 18436 fan fictions about pirates of the Caribbean on there!" Captain Jack Sparrow retorts, showing off. "Beat that! And most of them are about me!"

Elizabeth Swann shoves him."That's not true! There's a special genre for me and Will. Called Willabeth. You don't have a genre."

"Excuse me, I do. One called Sparrabeth. Ha!" The pirate laughs at her expression. "I have way more fans than you. I have a following of fangirls! On the other hand, most people hate you."

Harry Potter is not going to be left out. "There are over five thousand Harry Potter fan fictions on that website. Also, I'm the chosen one, the boy who lived. That should count for something."

All the characters begin to argue about their comparative fame. Sonia bites her lip and ignores them, until she can take it no longer.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" she yells, and several birds fly off above her. "Let's just relax. Better? OK then. Now we're all here, you can follow me to your camp."

The characters follow Sonia to a clearing in the jungle. "This will be where you stay. The tenth bed is for the extra special guest movie character, one that will change every day. Any questions? Yes, Captain Jack."

"Where's the rum?" he asks, scanning the camp.

"I'm sorry, but the producers have forbidden rum for the duration of the show." Sonia melts at his sorrowful expression, and whispers, "I can smuggle some in for you."

"Would you? Thanks love." he replies, watching her blush again.

"Any other questions? Yes, you, Hermione."

"Do you have any books?" "No, sorry. It's just the beds and a campfire. No more questions? Good. Tomorrow is day one of the show. I'll be back in the morning, with the special guest for the day, and your first challenge."

Captain Jack waves. "Night love. Have a good sleep." Sonia vanishes into the trees, and the movie characters are alone.

"Aww. Elizabeth, Jack fancies Sonia!" Will laughs, eager for revenge.

"She's a salty wench, that's for sure." Jack replies.

"Could you please remember that there are children present, Mr Sparrow." Lucy Pevensie pipes up. "In Narnia, we are not permitted to use such vulgar language."

"Captain. Captain Sparrow. Anyway, goodnight everyone!" Night falls and the characters sleep. Tomorrow, day one of I'm a famous movie character, get me out of here!

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