Hitotoki ryokou no jutsu

(Time Travel Art/Jutsu)

Couples: Mainly SasuSaku, secondary KakaxAnko, ItaxShizu, TsunaxJira

Summary:

Sasuke. Naruto. Sakura. Kakashi. Team 7. Time Travel Jutsu. Kakashi and Naruto end up in the Fourth's time, while Sasuke and Sakura end up in Itachi's loyalty time.

Genre: Humor/Family

WARNING: A BIT PARODY-ISH!

****Prologue****
Black Hole

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"Kukukuku…" Orochimaru laughed evilly as he brushed his hands in an evilly equal way.

Kabuto smirked and pushed his glasses further on his nose. Oh, everything was going exactly the way they planned.

As Orochimaru added the last finishing touches of blue and black, he looked at his art in admiration.

"So… when are we going to cut it?" Kabuto asked.

"Tonight," Orochimaru responded. "I want to taste as soon as possible my new recipe: The Sasuke Cake."

"You forgot the sprinkles, Orochimaru-sama."

"Oh, yeah."

Sprinkle, sprinkle.

"Perfect!" Orochimaru screamed in victory.

On the cake was written:

Read and review! Sasuke-chan loves you! And so does Ita-chan! Disclaimer: I wanna own Naruto, but Masashi is a MEANIE! He won't give me his body… T.T .

"Perfect," Orochimaru said once again, happily. He was going to lure Sasuke once and for all into his hideout.

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The story starts here

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In a peaceful day in Konoha, everything was going as it normally did. Kakashi was reading his porn, swooning over the new porn movie that was going to be released, and hiding his face.

Sasuke was brooding, as always, and sometimes articulated a grunt and formed a smirk.

Sakura was unusually cheerful today… though, come to think of it, she always is unusually cheerful. Well, maybe except yesterday, when the weirdo named Rock Lee almost groped her.

Naruto was being his usual idiotic self. He had stolen a few scrolls from The Hokage Tower, and felt very accomplished. But he didn't notice there were absolutely zero guards. He thought he was brilliant.

Of course, Sasuke's brooding attitude never failed to bring him down.

Well. Isn't life beautiful?

When Sasuke finally thought of thinking that he could think the thought to smile on such a beautiful day, a black hole appeared. Like, out of nowhere.

Kakashi, Naruto and Sakura, all sighed in protest. It was such a beautiful day, dammit!

But as Sasuke was an Uchiha, he took things seriously and activated the Sharingan, forgetting it only had two tomoes, and that it wasn't at its full power.

So, seeing the black hole was presenting no threat, he jumped.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura screamed, going after him.

Five minutes passed, and as they didn't come back, Kakashi sighed, put his book away, and pushed Naruto in the black hole along with him.

Life was indeed beautiful.

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"Orochimaru-sama?"

"Hmm?"

"You have ice-cream topping on your chin."

"Thanks, Kabuto."

"Anytime, Orochimaru-sama."

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Hello!

I am terribly sorry for deleting my other SasuSaku story, but, come on, you got this one instead! I made sure it was 99.5% funny!

I have a question:

Do you like the random moments at the beginning and end of the story? It has absolutely no relation with the story. But do you like them? Tell me if I should continue it!

Haters are sincerely laughed at. So, all haters out there, review! (And join my cause of gaining at least 100 reviews on a story) *…dies*