The Mr Men Collection
A series of shorts, involving Puck, Kurt and Finn, developed from the names of Mr Men characters.
I do not own the rights to 'Glee' or the 'Mr Men'
Warning: Some Slash. Okay, quite a lot of slash, but let's be honest: it's not like I'm a nun.
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Mr Chatterbox(Finn)
"Puck? I really think you should join Glee."
"Dude, do we really have to talk about this now?" Honestly, the moments Finn deemed appropriate for conversation were ridiculous.
"It's just, you were really good in Acafellas and we could do with some of that talent in the club. Plus," He added, having had time to think (a difficult feat in itself), "We need more numbers."
Puck rolled his eyes and fought the urge to whack Finn round the head.
"I have a reputation to uphold – something I care about, unlike you. Obviously."
"Please."
"Oh god, don't beg. Look, it's just not happening mate. There are no benefits whatsoever."
"Can this for once not be about you? We need you, I need you. Can't you do it for me?"
"No." Puck remained adamant.
"I am so fed up of never getting anything back from you, you just take take take and I won't be part of it anymore."
"Finn! Finn where are you going? We haven't finished here, hell dude we haven't even started." He watched annoyed as Finn unfolded his legs and stood up. "Hudson, get back on your knees!"
"No!" It took a lot to get Finn angry, but right now he was on his way to being pissed.
He was also trying to ignore the fact Puck's jeans were still undone.
"This is what I mean – when you want me, usually 'cause you can't get anyone else, I get down on my knees to suck you off. And the one time I ask you for something you just say no."
"Sorry but I don't get your point. It's not as if you don't know what I'm like. Joining Glee just has nothing in it for me."
"You don't join; you don't get any more awesome blow jobs. Get it now?" Finn stormed out, a lesson well learnt from Rachel Berry.
"Shit."
Two days later Puck was in Glee: Finn did know what he was like after all.