AN: So this is the new and improved 'Edward Cullen You Do NOT Dazzle Me' Hopefully i'll be able to update a lot more now. I really like where the stories going and i've had fun writing the new chapters. Hope you like it!

"Isabella Swan, get up this instance you are going to be late!!" Charlie shouted up the stairs

"I'M UP FOR GODS SAKE!" I shouted back at him

"Good" he simply replied.

7.30 - The time on my cell phone, great half an hour to get ready for the hell hole that is school. I made my way out of bed and basically crawled into the bath room; let's just say I'm not a morning person. I grabbed my hairbrush and dragged it through my recently dyed dark brown hair before deciding whether to straighten it. I wanted my hair to go black but Alice already claimed that colour, and I'm too pale to pull it off, I'd look like some sort of vampire. After brushing my teeth and washing my face I put on my make-up.

I headed back into my room and open itunes, I had it blearing so loud I couldn't even hear myself think, I went through my wardrobe not really looking for anything when I came across my red and black stripped trousers they had these black braces that fell over my legs and I hadn't worn them in weeks so they would do. I pulled on an old band tee and my black shoes with the small heel.

Charlie was long gone by now and I was in the kitchen keeping my eye on the time, Alice should be here any minute, I grabbed some toast and a can of coke before putting on my pinstripe blazer.

Alice pulled up and honked the horn a couple of times, I ran out of my house into the rain and straight into the passenger seat. Alice looked amazing as always, she was wearing ultra skinny purple denim jeans, big black heels a black tank top and a skelanimals purple hoodie complete with little cat ears on the hood. We drove to school with all the windows open and music blearing yeah people gave us weird looks, but did we care? Nope.

We parked in our usual spot and hopped out Alice checked my outfit and vice versa, we headed over to our wall to have a cigarette. It must have been two minutes before rose arrived, she looked stunning as well in a black short sleeve jumper with military-style trim down the front, black skinny jeans and big black wedges, her eyes were rimmed with electric pink eyeliner - she looked amazing but that was Rose for you, she could give any model a run for her money and she knew it

"Hey" I said with a nod of the head sucking on my cigarette
"Alright bitches" always a charmer was our Rose

I had only just finished my cigarette when the bell rang, great math my least favourite subject ever! I rolled my eyes, stubbed out my cigarette and grabbed my bag. I kissed Alice and Rosalie on the cheek and arranged to see them at before heading off to class.

Yeah I got a few stares the bitchy girls would always comment on my clothes and snicker with their friends, the guys would love it or hate it but to be honest I couldn't care less. I had an attitude but I didn't care in fact I was glad people were intimidated by me made me life easier no one would annoy me or talk to me for that matter.

"Edward look, Bella's dressed for Halloween" Tyler Crowley nudged Edward who burst out laughing with Tyler

Edward Cullen. Otherwise known as Mr Abercrombie and Fitch - captain of the football team, school player, and prize idiot. I hate him! I hate him with a passion! He only talks to me because I'm the only girl in the school who won't sleep with him. I would rather drink cat sick than go on a date with Edward Cullen. Still doesn't stop him trying though does it, you think he would get a hint by now – IM NOT INTRESTED!!

"Hey Bella" He was using his 'sexy' voice and yeah it was pretty sexy but it wasn't doing anything for me, he had me backed against a locker his arms either side of my head
"Go to hell Cullen" I snarled back at him ducking under his arm
"Feisty are we swan?" He grabbed my wrist pulling me back
"Cullen if you don't let go of my arm I swear to god I will make sure you won't be able to have kids" I yanked my arm out of his grip and walk into my math class. It's not even half eight yet and I'm already counting the minutes until school ends.