Don't blame me for this. Plot bunnies assaulted me! I couldn't say 'no', you know... Not to plot bunnies.
Anyway, part of the idea is that miss H. G. and mr. D. M. reach for the water at the same time while they're having lunch at work and from that End of the World begins. Weird... I know, trust me. It's just dialogue, and that's the other part of the idea.
DISCLAIMER: No, I don't own Harry Potter. JK Rowling does, and I'm NOT her. Understood? Now, enjoy this piece of madness.
P.S: All of this is set at lunch. The lines mean that there's a major pause.
"Granger... You've already got water in your glass."
"Oh. Right. Sorry."
"You're pretty when you blush."
"...Thanks. I think."
"You think too much, Granger."
"And you don't think at all, Malfoy."
"That was low, Granger. I do think. It's just that I don't over think, if you can understand me."
"Shut the fu-front door, Malfoy."
"Well done, Granger. You're right, it wouldn't be a good idea to tell your boss to shut the f-"
"Just. Shut. Up!"
"Fine, fine. I'll shut up."
"Would you like to go on a date with me, Granger?"
"WHAT?"
"Granger, there's no need to shout. I asked you if you would like to go on a date with me."
"Um..."
"What does that mean?"
"...Maybe."
"So, about that da-"
"Yes, Malfoy, I'll come."
"..."
"Good."
"Fine. So... I think I should go."
"I think that you could come in my office."
"MALFOY!"
"Already told you, Granger, I'm not deaf. And that was an innocent suggestion, it was you who-"
"See you tomorrow at eight o'clock, Malfoy. And don't make me regret it!"
"I won't Granger, trust me."
"Malfoy, I..."
"I know that you drool over me Granger, now you can go."
"…would like to strangle you!"
"..."
"Fine, Granger, see you tomorrow."
"Right. See you, Malfoy."
Hope you liked this. Review, for Draco's sake! Lemme know what you think, it's important for me!