Chapter One Fringes and Phone Calls

A/N Ok I just want to say, I hate you all. Ok ok that was harsh. Not all. But only 1 person reviewed. And you know what? I was gonna give ya a missing scene. But now I won't. There's my tantrum. Now I know your properly wondering as much as I am, who is Jess gonna get with eventually. Truth is I don't know. So let me know if you have any ideas. Ta.

I don't own Harry Potter. Anything you recognise, such as many of the names, conversations and ideas, are not owned by myself or any of my friends or family. The name Jess belongs to Jessica Lewis, a close friend of Mine. That's right, I own her. The nickname Wendy-Bird is from Peter Pan, as is the lost boys. The lost girl face is something I do often. It is mine. This story is beta'd by Izzy! (see couldn't get the spelling wrong if I don't write it!) AND REVIEW GOD DAMN IT

She sat the bottom of the stairs, rapping the cord of the landline around her index finger. She dialled the number written on small scrap of paper and put the handset to her ear. The phone rang 3 times before it was answered.

"Hello, this is Dudley Dursley speaking." A pompous, smug voice answered the phone. She swept her new side fringe to the side with her right hand and spoke.

"This is Jessica Darling, is Harry Potter there?" there was a muffled yell which see could make out as "she wants to speak to Potter!" and the phone was past to someone else.

"Hello?" a voice snapped, which she identified as Mr Dursley.

"Mr Dursley? This is Jessica Darling, we met a Kings Cross, I was wondering—"

"No."

"Pardon?" she frowned at the phone.

"The boy is grounded, attacked friends of mine. You'll not be speaking to him." Jess frowned somemore and opened and closed her mouth a few times before replying with;

"How long's he grounded for?"

"Forever." Beep. Beep. Beep.

Now, I know you can't be bothered to read the first A/N. No one does. So heres an extra bit. REVIEW! Please? I'll give you an Easter egg (a missing scene). :D sorry its short. Now review before I go cry!