Dong Zhuo need new wife. He tired of hes handmaids. So he go and look for wive. He tell Li Ru he go find wive for he. Li Ru say he go find wifes. Dong say he good to him and giv him lot of golds. Li Ru say thank you. He then go and look.
Next day Dong Zhuo see Li Ru. He say he finds wife. Ru Li say it Zhu Rong. Dong say he no want her. Li Ru nod and go away.
Next day Dong see LiRu again and he bringed Zhen Ji. He say he no like her. She too mean. Zhen smack Li Ru.
Next day. Dong Zhuo Li Ruu bring Xing Cai. He say she yucky. He no like her hair. She sucky. Li Ru say she have fork to help eat. Dong laugh and say no.
Day Dong Zhuo see Yue Ying. Dong say she cute. Yue no want him and run. Dong sad.
Li Ru then bring Qiaos. Dong say they hawt. Dong want make love to both. Li Ru say ew. Dong say yum. Qiaos say ew. He say they mean. Qiaos lock up in jail. Dong go in jail. He rape them. They like rape. They preggy. Babyies fall out. Dong has 5 baby. 2 xiao, 3 da. He happy. He now drag Qiaos home by hair. Babys no like that. They cry. Dong say quiet. They stop. He say they are roxor. He then take over China and rule.