A/n: Possibly the most horrific thing in the world. One of the most idiotic
assholes in the world (Peanutbutterinferno aka Peanutbuttersunshine) is
going to be on an island with one of the most freakishly non funny person
in the world on an island full of zombies, hunters, lickers, tyrants,
bandersnatches, zombified monster doggies and their Scooby doo too. Enjoy
haters of PBI!
The night was bright. As in...It was day time....But about to turn to night! I swear! Ahem...Anyways, this day Peanutbutterinferno (I'm just gonna call him Bob from now on.) had just got done flaming every story on fanfiction.net. After popping some of the gigantic blisters on his head he jumped up causing an earth quake!
"NO MORE JUMPING! A PIECE OF THE DAMNED ROOF HIT ME!!!!!!!!!" His regular father yelled. But this father was...A ZOMBIE!!!!!! Just then a space ship thingy popped up in Bob's room and grabbed him with The Claw.
In Texas!
There I was. Sitting alone in my room writing a new chapter for Really Random Story when suddenly! The Claw grabs me! Whoosh!!!!
(I hope all you people who hate exclamation points run away from your computer right now. They're really super big ninja shurikens that are coming to chop off your head! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!)
IN THE SPACE SHIP!!!!!!
"Cluck cluck cluck!" The space chickens clucked as they pecked at Bob's arm. That's about the time I came up and started kicking him in the face. You know....With a steel toed boot!!!
"OW WATCH THE PIMPLES MORTALS!!!!" Bob yelled and rolled around crying like a girl.
"Cluck cluckety cluck cluck cluck." (Translation: YAR! WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! Kidding!)
Suddenly! We get dropped by the claw into a forest island thingy place wow. Suddenly zombies jump on Bob!
"EW!!!!" All the zombies yelled after biting Bob and their heads went kablooey.
Then I ran in circles!
SIX MONTHS LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whack! Whack! Whack! I was hitting a tree with Bob you know...
Bob suddenly went weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" He yelled in that shrill girly voice of his as a pimple exploded killing every hunter, dog, zombie, bandersnatch, and whatever monster was left on the island.
A/n: The next chapter....BEGINS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly!!!!
Whoosh! The Claw grabbed us!
Zoom!
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck!"
"I know. Bob here did a pitiful job."
"Cluck!"
"Yes. Cluck."
"THE PAIN!" Bob yelled as another pimple went kaboom!
"EWWWWWWWW! I'M COVERED IN PIMPLE JUICE!!!!!!!" I yelled before ripping off Bob's head and sticking a grenade in it before throwing it at the chickens! FRIED CHICKEN! YAY!
A/n: The end! It's the end of the world! OMG! You're all gonna be pwned!!!!!!!!!!!!
The night was bright. As in...It was day time....But about to turn to night! I swear! Ahem...Anyways, this day Peanutbutterinferno (I'm just gonna call him Bob from now on.) had just got done flaming every story on fanfiction.net. After popping some of the gigantic blisters on his head he jumped up causing an earth quake!
"NO MORE JUMPING! A PIECE OF THE DAMNED ROOF HIT ME!!!!!!!!!" His regular father yelled. But this father was...A ZOMBIE!!!!!! Just then a space ship thingy popped up in Bob's room and grabbed him with The Claw.
In Texas!
There I was. Sitting alone in my room writing a new chapter for Really Random Story when suddenly! The Claw grabs me! Whoosh!!!!
(I hope all you people who hate exclamation points run away from your computer right now. They're really super big ninja shurikens that are coming to chop off your head! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!)
IN THE SPACE SHIP!!!!!!
"Cluck cluck cluck!" The space chickens clucked as they pecked at Bob's arm. That's about the time I came up and started kicking him in the face. You know....With a steel toed boot!!!
"OW WATCH THE PIMPLES MORTALS!!!!" Bob yelled and rolled around crying like a girl.
"Cluck cluckety cluck cluck cluck." (Translation: YAR! WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! Kidding!)
Suddenly! We get dropped by the claw into a forest island thingy place wow. Suddenly zombies jump on Bob!
"EW!!!!" All the zombies yelled after biting Bob and their heads went kablooey.
Then I ran in circles!
SIX MONTHS LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whack! Whack! Whack! I was hitting a tree with Bob you know...
Bob suddenly went weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" He yelled in that shrill girly voice of his as a pimple exploded killing every hunter, dog, zombie, bandersnatch, and whatever monster was left on the island.
A/n: The next chapter....BEGINS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly!!!!
Whoosh! The Claw grabbed us!
Zoom!
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck!"
"I know. Bob here did a pitiful job."
"Cluck!"
"Yes. Cluck."
"THE PAIN!" Bob yelled as another pimple went kaboom!
"EWWWWWWWW! I'M COVERED IN PIMPLE JUICE!!!!!!!" I yelled before ripping off Bob's head and sticking a grenade in it before throwing it at the chickens! FRIED CHICKEN! YAY!
A/n: The end! It's the end of the world! OMG! You're all gonna be pwned!!!!!!!!!!!!