So, this is pretty much a parody for the episode: Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom. It is also my contest entry for the group Zim-Tales on DA (for those who don't know, it's Deviantart). Yes, I'm aware of my spelling mistakes if I made any. Hope you like it!

Zim was walking Gir in the park, both wearing their disguises, not suspecting a thing. Actually, Zim was suspecting something, or someone in particular. The stupid large-headed boy who he has hated ever since he came to this planet, the one who was causing him all kinds of misery... Dib. Out of nowhere, Zim was tackled to the ground. He felt his wig being removed.

"Look everyone! He's an alien! He's got antennai and everything! You never believed me. But now, I have proof!" It was none other than that patetic boy I said about earlier.

"Get off of me, Dib-Stink!" Zim tried to shove him off. He started to notice that the humans were looking at the comotion and starting to walk over to the two boys. "Gir! Help me!" Unfortantly, Gir was off eating a taco... buritto... thing. Zim finally decided to just except defeat, and was taken away by the Earth Athorites. Dib had then became a hero. Curse you and your giant head.

"My head's not big!" Shut it.

10 years later...

Why I'm still doing this, I will never know. Anywayz, Dib walked into Zim's "cell" with his girlfriend. Zim was still the same, since Irkens never change as they get older.

"It's been a while, hasn't it, Zim?"

"Of course it has. The narator human just said it was 10 years later. Don't you pay attention?" Seriously, Dib.

"Just go on." Fine, Dib. As I was saying, Dib sorta studied Zim a little. "Wait. How come you're still the way you were 10 years ago?"

"She also said Irkens don't change as they get older." Yeah, Dib. Don't you ever listen?

"Be quiet, um... what's your name again?" ...Wow. My name's Holly, I'm 12 years old, and I have a green belt in karate, which means there's a pretty good chance I can whoop your butt. "...O...K... but whatever! I'll prove to you that I'm not the Dib I was 10 years ago! I'll prove it!" He and his girlfriend left the room.

"When did we say anything about him from 10 years ago?" I don't even know anymore.

About 30 years later...

After Dib had done all of his heroic junk (which includes defeating the Irken race and other stuff I don't remember), he was on a late night talk show I think? I dunno. Anyhow, he was talking to (i forget what the guy looked like, so I'm just gonna say Jay Leno.) and was asked,

"Did you throw the muffin at Zim's head?" Wait, what's a muffin have to do with this!

"Quiet. Well, that was a long time ago, but yes, I did."

"Ha! I knew it!" Turns out, Jay had been Zim the whole time, and Dib was snapped out of his illusion.

"What the-? But? How!" Just shut up and leave. Dib walked out the doors.

"Wait!" Zim's comupter handed me a muffin, which I threw at Dib. He walked out, Zim's laughs evily, and the rest is history. Or is it? Dun, Dun, Dun! Actually, yeah, that's it.

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