The Lord of the Iceses (Crushed)
Disclaimer: We don't own any of J.R.R. Tolkien's characters. We are really Gollum/Smeagol and we came back to tell what really happened after we tumbled off the cliff into the oblivion of mount doom's fires.
As Gollum was falling into the deep abyss of the fire he was caressing the ring in his hand. "Itssess getting hottses in hereses...so takeses off all yourses clothes. We needssess some waters" Gollum yells up to Frodo, "Prefferablyseses with crushed ices!!!!!" Frodo calls down to Gollum, "I'll get you your crushed ice if you throw me back my finger!" But alas... it was too late because Mount Doom was about to erupt and explode. So Frodo wasn't able to get his finger back and Gollum would have to go thirsty. Sam grabs Frodo and says, "Come Mr. Frodo we haven't any time! Gollum will have to go without his beloved crushed ice." "But Sam you know how Gollum gets when he doesn't have his ice!" Just as Frodo and Sam are exiting Mount Doom they hear hear Gollum's distressed call, "CRUSHED NOTS CUBED!!!!!!!!" Gollum splashes into the magma still very agitated that he didn't get any crushed ice when suddenly Gollum was shot up and above Mount Doom. He was so high he was looking down on Frodo and Sam running away from Mount Doom and Gollum was shaking his fist at them shouting, "Oises this lavasses is very hottses! SHIRE! BAGGINS! Wheresses is my crushed ices?!" Finally Gollum falls onto the summit of Mount Doom with an ommf and sees a note from Frodo. The note reads:
Ahjkdhu jhfueh asdjhejd hjdklusahd jhduwihs. Sorry Smeagol I don't know why I wrote that. It was pretty random, but it was on my mind. Anyways here is your cup of crushed ice... I'm sorry I couldn't deliver it sooner. Tata! Kisses! XOXOX Frodo Baggins of the Shire
P.S. YOU OWE ME A FINGER NOW!
Gollum looks up and sees the glass of ice only a few inches from the note. He hastily grabs the glass and holds it above his head laughing wickedly. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THE ICE IS MINE! MY OWN! MY...PRECIOUSSSS!" He then tosses the ring over his shoulder into the fires of Mount Doom laughing gleefully.
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