If They Were Wrestlers....
Let me explain a few thing before I get started. This is just an experiment more than anything else. I recently got a new internet connection, and I want to make sure that I can still upload stuff. Second, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANY RASSLIN'S FAKE BULLSHIT! I can destroy you in that argument and you'll be making yourself look like an imbred retard to wrestling fans everywhere. So if you don't like wrestling, then get the hell out. Finally, no one's forcing you to agree with any of this. In fact, I wouldn't mind hearing your opinions. Now hold on to your nutsac cuz here we go!
Jin/The Rock: Both are by far the most popular in their respective areas, especially for the women. (The Rock's married girls, it'll never happen. I'm available.)
Kazuya/Triple H: Both are really cool bad guys, and know what they're doing in a fight.
Paul/Stone Cold Steve Austin: A couple of badass rednecks that like drinkin beer and raisin hell. I guess you could also say Undertaker because of the motorcycle thing.
Hwoarang/Rob Van Dam: Both have "educated feet" and both are possible stoners.
Marshall Law/Tajiri: Both do really cool martial arts moves and make loud screeching sounds when they fight. They even look alike.
Xiaoyu/Molly Holly: Both annoying beyond all reason. (Sorry Xiaoyu fans, you know it's true)
King/Kurt Angle: Okay, I realize King does some moves that Kurt would never do in a million years. I choose Kurt because him and King are both good chain wrestlers. You could also say Chris Benoit.
Nina/Victoria: Psychobitch.
Yoshishitsu(that's not a typo)/Rey Mysterio: This is a tough one. I say Rey because they both do the crazy, bizarre moves.
Steve/Willie Regal: Both British and both have "the power of the punch."
Tiger/Booker T: Do I really need to explain this one?
Marduk/Brock Lesnar: Two words; STEROID FREAKS!!!
Bryan/Undertaker: Dead man walking. Both can take a bullet to the face and still kick your ass.
Christie/Lita: You gotta admit, Capoeria and the lucha libre style go pretty well together. Christie even seems to borrow Lita's Litacanranna move.
Ganryu/Rikishi: Self-explanatory.
Julia/Trish: I don't know, they both do a bunch of kicking moves.
Lee/Rico: Once again, educated feet. Plus they both dress like something from the eighties.
Lei/Funaki: This was another hard one. The only reason I say Funaki is because they both have funny sounding accents.
Combot/John Cena: The world's worst character design meets the world's worst gimmick.
Heihachi/Vince McMahon: Both evil chairmen, both hate their offspring, both older than shit, both have a bad habit showing their ass. Nuff said.
Jes/Shawn Michaels: The World's Mightiest Loser and The Heart Break Kid. Together we would be unstoppable.
If you've been able to read this far then I guess my internet connection is working, and that was the whole purpose of this fic. Now as a special bonus, I'd like to present the Top Ten Wrestling Catchphrases Of All Time. Enjoy.
10. Get the tables!
9. I am that damn good!
8. Indeed!
7. Have a nice day!
6. Pimpin ain't easy!
5. Suck it!
4. Gimme a hell yeah!
3. It doesn't matter what your name is!
2. Whassup wit dat!
And the number one wrestling catchphrase of all time is *drumroll*.......
Ric Flair: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jes has spoken
Let me explain a few thing before I get started. This is just an experiment more than anything else. I recently got a new internet connection, and I want to make sure that I can still upload stuff. Second, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANY RASSLIN'S FAKE BULLSHIT! I can destroy you in that argument and you'll be making yourself look like an imbred retard to wrestling fans everywhere. So if you don't like wrestling, then get the hell out. Finally, no one's forcing you to agree with any of this. In fact, I wouldn't mind hearing your opinions. Now hold on to your nutsac cuz here we go!
Jin/The Rock: Both are by far the most popular in their respective areas, especially for the women. (The Rock's married girls, it'll never happen. I'm available.)
Kazuya/Triple H: Both are really cool bad guys, and know what they're doing in a fight.
Paul/Stone Cold Steve Austin: A couple of badass rednecks that like drinkin beer and raisin hell. I guess you could also say Undertaker because of the motorcycle thing.
Hwoarang/Rob Van Dam: Both have "educated feet" and both are possible stoners.
Marshall Law/Tajiri: Both do really cool martial arts moves and make loud screeching sounds when they fight. They even look alike.
Xiaoyu/Molly Holly: Both annoying beyond all reason. (Sorry Xiaoyu fans, you know it's true)
King/Kurt Angle: Okay, I realize King does some moves that Kurt would never do in a million years. I choose Kurt because him and King are both good chain wrestlers. You could also say Chris Benoit.
Nina/Victoria: Psychobitch.
Yoshishitsu(that's not a typo)/Rey Mysterio: This is a tough one. I say Rey because they both do the crazy, bizarre moves.
Steve/Willie Regal: Both British and both have "the power of the punch."
Tiger/Booker T: Do I really need to explain this one?
Marduk/Brock Lesnar: Two words; STEROID FREAKS!!!
Bryan/Undertaker: Dead man walking. Both can take a bullet to the face and still kick your ass.
Christie/Lita: You gotta admit, Capoeria and the lucha libre style go pretty well together. Christie even seems to borrow Lita's Litacanranna move.
Ganryu/Rikishi: Self-explanatory.
Julia/Trish: I don't know, they both do a bunch of kicking moves.
Lee/Rico: Once again, educated feet. Plus they both dress like something from the eighties.
Lei/Funaki: This was another hard one. The only reason I say Funaki is because they both have funny sounding accents.
Combot/John Cena: The world's worst character design meets the world's worst gimmick.
Heihachi/Vince McMahon: Both evil chairmen, both hate their offspring, both older than shit, both have a bad habit showing their ass. Nuff said.
Jes/Shawn Michaels: The World's Mightiest Loser and The Heart Break Kid. Together we would be unstoppable.
If you've been able to read this far then I guess my internet connection is working, and that was the whole purpose of this fic. Now as a special bonus, I'd like to present the Top Ten Wrestling Catchphrases Of All Time. Enjoy.
10. Get the tables!
9. I am that damn good!
8. Indeed!
7. Have a nice day!
6. Pimpin ain't easy!
5. Suck it!
4. Gimme a hell yeah!
3. It doesn't matter what your name is!
2. Whassup wit dat!
And the number one wrestling catchphrase of all time is *drumroll*.......
Ric Flair: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jes has spoken