A/N- Okay, so, this story was inspired by my best friend, Taylor, while we were talking about Twilight. Just some things you should know before you read this... The italicized words are movements or gestures. The bold is the character who is talking. Mhmm. I think that's it. : Enjoy and REVIEW!!

Chapter 1

Jasper: "Emmett, before we tell you, you have to promise to be calm. I know you don't like it when I use my 'ability' on you."

Edward: "Jasper, do you HONESTLY think that is possible?"

Emmett: "Just tell me already! God. What is it? Did you get me something? A car? Nah, too not special... mutters indistinctly."

Alice: "Emmett, if you would just wait, we would tell you. You don't have to guess."

Emmett pouts silently, but instantly perks up.

Emmett: "Jasper, STOP!"

Jasper: "Well, you know I don't like dealing with non-happy feelings, and I get enough of them from Rosalie."

Rosalie glares.

Rosalie: "Hey! If I didn't have to deal with the two of you, maybe I... Can we just get this over with?!

Emmett: "Why am I the only one who doesn't know anyway?"

Bella: "I don't know either."

Emmett rolls eyes.

Emmett: "Oh. I feel SO much better knowing that Bella didn't know either."

Alice: "Okay. Gosh. We're going on a vacation."

Emmett's eyes go wide.

Edward: "NO! Emmett, I know what you're thinking, and NO!"

All others including Bella: WHAT?!