Disclaimer: i dont own the akatsuki or the anime naruto
Akatsuki Crack Fiction(one-shot)
(Action)
-thoughts-
Speech.
[at the hideout]
Pien:(drinking coffee in his office)
(knock knock)
Pien: (sigh) - why do they have to bother me so much – who is it?
????:(angrily)open the door.
??????:yeah open up.
???????:NOW!
(Pien opens the door just to see an angry Deidara , Toby
And Itachi)
Pien: -great- sorry guys cant talk right now I need some time alone with my office (closes the door)
Itachi:(quickly puts his foot in to stop pien from closing the door)
Deidara: don't try to runaway (eyes full of anger).
Pien:(Gulp)
Itachi: Konan stole my eyeliner!
Deidara: And my makeup!
Pien: okay I'll talk to her about that.
Itachi and Deidara: You Better make her bring them back or you'll pay for it (Itachi's mangykyo is on)
Pien: I'm not scared of that!
Deidara: well are you scared of this ! (pulls out a CD)
Pien: Oh no you didn't !
Deidara: oh yes I did!
Pien : (growl) FINE!!!!!
(Itachi and Deidara left with a Muhaha)
Pien: GRRR……Oh Toby why are you here?
Toby: (angry Voice) YOU STOLE MY LOLIPOP!!!!!
Pien: I don't have any lollipops.
Toby: then what's that in you mouth?
Pien: huh?...........YOU DAMN WRITER WHY DID YOU PUT A LOLIPOP IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!
ME:MUHAHAHA!!!!!
Toby: wait a minute that's not my lollipop.
Me and Pien: It isn't????
Toby: yeah, because it says (muhaha production)
Me: AH FOEY ! (disappears)
Toby: Oh well I'll go Blame Kisame–san now, Bye.(leaves)
Pien: HAH! IN YOU'R FACE WRITER!!
ME;(appears) WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!.......(evil smile) you don't want to be erased ,Do you?
Pien: no no no no no no I'm sorry (gets on his knees)please don't.
Me: smile! (camera flash) MUHAHAHA !
Pien: you tricked me …..(tries to catch the author)
Me: (quickly disappears)
Pien: ah you little……..
(one hour later)
Konan: oh this eyeliner looks cute on me!
(knock knock)
Konan: come in!
(door opens)
Pien: alright konan bring those back.
Konan: bring what back?
Pien: don't even try , I know all about it.
Konan: if you take them away from me ,every body will see this!(pulls out CD)
Pien: What's with every one and the CD?!? I don't even know what that CD is about!
Konan: you don't?
Pien: of course I don't, I mean it's not my story.
Me: pien Get over it and act frightened
Pien: fine……OH NO!
ME: that's more like it.
Pien: my zipper is open (quickly closes it)
Me: but there is no zipper in an akatsuki Cloak
Pien: (looks at the screen) new cloak 40$ dollars only and 20$ for girls!
Me: (hits pien with a newspaper) this is a story not a commercial idiot!
Pien: sorry!
Konan: do you want to see what the CD is about?
Pien: yeah
Konan:(puts CD in the DVD player)
Pien: OMG from where did You bring that CD !
Konan: Internet! Every one has it.
Pien:(tears) ok you can have the eye liner
……………………………………………….
Pien: wait a min , did you say that every body had that?
Me: except me konan what site did you get that from
Konan: You tube!
Me: thanks I'll download it right away!
Pien: I Repeat , did you say that every body had that?
Konan: yeah….
Pien : then why does everybody threaten to show it to everybody if you all have that CD ?
Konan: ehehe.
Pien: hand it over .
Konan: the CD?
Pien: No THE EYELINER AND MAKE UP
Konan: what do you want with my things anyway?
Pien:(takes the things) because it not yours.
Konan: but I bought them yesterday
Pien: then where are Itachi and Deidara's things?
Konan :oh they came and took them 20 mins ago .
Pien : (pulls on his hair) WHY DOES THOSE THING ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!
Me: Because I Wrote story.
Pien:(tears)
Me: AWW do you want a lollipop?(gives pien a lollipop)
Pien:(takes the lollipop and puts it in his mouth)
Me :(grin)
Toby:(flies at Pien) MY LOLIPOP!!!!!!!!!!!!(the same way that squirrel fly at everyone in ice age)
Pien :AHHH YOU STUPID WRITER!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
Me: look the CD is playing on my DVD…..lets watch it together.
(watches The CD)
(a baby pien wearing pink diapers is sucking on his thumb)
Me: AWWWWW.
PS: that video doesn't exist on youtube or anywhere else………yet.
=3