Legolas shoots Darth Vader in the eye with a lightsaber and Sauron dies. Then the Death Star crashes into Middle-Earth and Frodo destroys the ring. Then Gandalf gets in his X-Wing with Chewbacca and they climb Mount Duko.
For Adam
- Authors' Note: Okay, I didn't actually write this, but one of my friends did and he said I could use it. Keep in mind this was composed in 5 seconds and its purpose was mainly to amuse the people around him in Math class.