Once upon a time there was a girl named Cindy. Cindy was about 10 and she loved to run around bare foot. One day she stepped on a bee. The bee stung her and she got a wart. The wart grew and grew and grew then the girl died.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Adam. Adam was about 22 when he tripped and fell… he never did get up!

Once upon a time there was this girl named Lilly. Lilly got a paper cut. She bled to death!

Once upon a time there was a boy named Bret. Bret got hit in the head with a feather. She is still in a COMA, permanently!

These are just a few of my weird, 'Waist of time' Fics.