15 WAYS TO ANNOY NUDGE FROM MAXIMUM RIDE
1) Challenge her to a round of the silent game
2)The one who loses gets locked in a room with Gazzy
3)…And his gift…
4)While she's sleeping dye her hair bright green
5)Cut holes in most of her clothes
6) Make her borrow Fang's shirts
7)Tell her Iggy's been cheating on her with Gazzy
8)Tell her Gazzy's been cheating on her with Iggy
9)Start talking to her about becoming a woman
10)When she realizes how graphic you're getting she'll run away screaming
11)While she's running away scream after her, "WAIT, NUDGE! I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SAFE SEX!
12)Or – "WAIT, NUDGE! I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW TO PUT A TAMPON IN!"
13)Or better yet –"WAIT, NUDGE, YOUR MATURING! I NEED TO TELL MAX AND FANG TO GO BUY YOU A BRA! I'LL GO TELL IGGY SO HE KNOWS WHY HE'S IN CHARGE!
14)Then chase her around with a condom
15)Yelling, "I HAVE TO TEACH THE BOYS WHAT THIS IS BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW!"
16) Tell her that dinner's ready
17) Record her reaction
18)And then tell her we're having Squirrel a la Iggsterzzz
19)Record that reaction, also
20)And put it on the blog
21) And youtube!!! TALK ABOUT MAJOR FAN VIDEOS! Lol
22) Switch her iPod playlist with Fangs
23)That has screamo music on it
24)And put it on full blast
25)Give it to her
26)Watch her fall to the ground =D (I feel so evil teheee [insert maniacal cackle] lol)
27)Dye her wings black
28)Tell her you want to give her an earthy makeover to match the natural color of her extravagant wings
29)Replace earth tones with vibrant Barbie colors
30)Dress her up in a tutu
31)And fairy wings
32)And a tiara
33)Take pictures
34) Put it on the blog
And worst of all….
DRUMROLL PLEEASEE!!
35) LOCK IGGY (or Gazzy, whichever pairing you're fonder of), IN THE BATHROOM WITH HER WHILE SHE'S SHOWERING, THEN OPEN THE DOOR AND YELL [[really loudly]]
"OH MY GOD! NUDGE! IGGY/GAZZY! MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING! I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT! WOW BABY!"
Okay, just so everyone knows, that last one was supposed to be for Max or Fang, so when I write the stories for them and Nudge, It'll probably go for their stories, not Nudge's. I just needed a good one for her. She is not an easy flock member to write a list about, let me tell you.
I wrote this one a while ago, but i had to edit it because I actually didn't like it that much. I still don't. It sucks. Feel free to give me suggestions and I'll add a second chapter dedicated to all of you amazing readers. I LOVE YOU ALL! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME DUE TO THIS SUCKISH LIST! PLEASE!
love always,
abby