GerSwiss in a nutshell

by PassionPossum

Want to know about the best pairing ever? Germany x Switzerland? Thought so. So. Read. And laugh. And I don't know. It also includes Pokemon. So. ((WARNING: THIS IS SO RANDOM I DONT EVEN- ))

Switzerland rode the bus to Switzerland. Yus. And then he trolololololol'ed to Germany, and put his Swiss cheese to Germany's potato face, and they made delicious cheese potato babies. Germany is a total snepia, and shall 5-ever be a snepia to Switzerland, because you know how Switzerland is, he is a total uke kouhai. And then, suddenly!

Pokemon appeared on earth, and their overlord, lord Giovanni, the best guy in the world attacked Switzerland with his LLAZZZOOORRR beams, but failed because neutrality reasons. Yus. And then Germany got up from his lazy couch potatoness, and flipped his mantits ever Lord Giovanni. Giovanni was very very very very very very sad, and took his Persian kitty thing that has an unoriginal name and character design, and trololololololol'ed back to the Pokemon world. And died. And a meteor crashed into earth. Everybody died.

The end.

Le fin.