The Heir of Greatness
It was the night of Harry Potters sixteenth birthday and he was lying in bed moaning from dreams of Voldemort and his torturing sessions.
Suddenly his dark visions where broken by a piercing light. Squinting through the whiteness Harry could make out a majestic figure holding a staff with robes billowing out behind him in a way rather reminiscent of Snape.
Slowly the light faded and it was revealed that it was indeed Snape dressed up in a pink robe with bunny rabbits sewn into it. Harry burst out laughing and Snape looked at him contemptuously.
Staring up he said pitifully. "I hate you"
Turning back to Harry he spoke in a monotone. "Okay, lets just get this over with" Puffing himself up he began in an important voice "Harry James Potter, on this night by the order of the great Merlin you shall receive your inheritance as th.."
Harry interrupted him with an eloquent "WHAT" Snape sighed painfully and repeated his words very slowly hoping the Potter boy would get it this time.
"Harry James Potter, on this night by the order of the great Merlin you shall receive your inheritan…" Here he was interrupted again.
"But why are you doing it and snicker why are you wearing those clothes"
Snape sighed again. "I am doing it because Merlin is away bidding on porn magazines on EBay and I am wearing this because it is the standard dress robe for Merlin or his replacement, me, and yes the bunny rabbits are playboy bunny rabbits" Harry just stared wide eyed. Snape sighed again.
"Okay let's do this again. Harry James Potter, on this night by the order of the great Merlin you shall receive your inheritance as the sole heir to Jared Potter the…."
"…Powerful, courageous, clever." Harry burst out excitedly.
"No, no and no" Here a glint came into Snape's eye. "You shall receive your inheritance as the sole heir to Jared Potter the Pathetic"