Authors Note: First off, the characters might be way OOC. Merlin is not really my thing, but I have seen some shows. My sister is a big Merlin fan. So this is for her in a way - to try an get Merlin up to 14000 stories.

This story is a little 1st person from Merlin's pov about his on again off again relationship with Morgana. What more can I say, he's finally decided enough is enough.

Disclaimer: Don't own anything. Not sure what I would do with it if I did.


I remember when we broke up the first time

Saying "This is it, I've had enough"

Cause like

We hadn't seen each other in a month

When you, said you, "needed space",…what?

Then you come around again and say

Baby I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change Trust me

Remember how that lasted for a day

I say, I hate you, we break up, you call me

I love you

Oooh we called it off again last night But

Oooh, this time I'm telling you

It's been back and forth like this for a while. Always you come back like it's all going to be alright again. Toying with my feelings like your own personal yoyo. Then like each time you say you need your space. The only thing you need space for is to plot your takeover of Camelot. I still haven't figured out why I don't stop you. But what can I say, I love you.

I beg you to stop your evil plotting, to no avail. Because you promise to stop and you do for a while. What can I say; I hate you, yet still love you. It's confusing. I know I can't keep this up, especially since we broke up again. And this time I'm making sure it's for good. I don't know what else to say besides; we are never ever getting back together.

We are never ever ever ever getting back together

We are never ever ever ever getting back together

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Like ever