Great Disguise
Title: Great Disguise
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: Doflamingo is fooled by Law's disguise in Dressrosa. [DofLaw]
"I haven't seen you guys around before," Doflamingo approached Law, Caesar, Robin, and Usopp. "You must be new here,"
"Jo—OW!" Robin had stomped hard on Caesar's foot, preventing him from addressing the evil king.
"Hmm?" Doflamingo glanced at him. "Have I seen you before?"
"No, no," Usopp lied. "It's as you said, we're new here. This is our first time being in Dressrosa,"
"Well then," Doflamingo put an arm on Law's shoulder. "Maybe I should show your friend around,"
'Shit! Shit! Shit!' Law thought. 'I knew these disguises sucked! He obviously knows it's us!'
"So how about I take you on a tour of not just the city, but also the palace?" Doflamingo offered. "After all, I'm the king,"
'We're supposed to bring Caesar to the meeting point in a few minutes! Was Doflamingo never planning on coming!?' Law panicked. "Can't because…err…we have an appointment with someone,"
"I'm sure they can wait," Doflamingo said in a seductive voice. "Being with the king is a valid excuse,"
Law looked at the other three for help, but Robin only urged him to go with Doflamingo. "Have a wonderful time, Lawrence!" She giggled as they walked away.
"So you're names Lawrence, eh?" Doflamingo asked.
'Couldn't Nico-ya think of something not close to my name?' Law nodded. "Y-Yeah…That was my sister…Ronin…and my brother…Pinocchio…"
"And that man with them?" Doflamingo questioned.
"Our uncle, Cane," Law answered quickly.
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"And this place," Doflamingo shut the door behind them. "Is my private quarters, my bedroom,"
"Why'd you shut the door?" Law asked.
"Privacy," Doflamingo leaned down and brought Law into a kiss, the fake mustache tickling him slightly.
'WHAT THE ****!?' Law's mind was saying to push him away. But his body did just the opposite. He deepened the kiss, dropping Kikoku onto the floor.
"Master, I understand that you humans like to get 'laid' but please refrain from dropping me like that," Kikoku said to Law mentally. "Now I am going to mute the bond so that I don't have to hear your dirty thoughts about the man you claimed to want to kill,"
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A few hours later, there was a knock at Doflamingo's bedroom door. "Doffy, who's the lucky girl?" Trebol asked, the rest of the executives behind him.
"It's a guy," Doflamingo answered, yawning and sitting up. "What time is it?" He turned to his alarm clock. "I forgot about Green Bit and Caesar!"
"Too loud!" Law groaned, rolling over to his back. His fake mustache and sunglasses were crooked, and revealed just enough for the Donquixote Family to recognize him.
Doflamingo grinned and said into Law's ear, "Didn't know you were this great in bed, Law,"
Law's eye shot open. He noticed he was naked and in Doflamingo's bed. He then prompted to scream.