(:Disclaimer:) I do not own Cowboy BeBop, but God knows how much I want it!
(:A.N:) Hello, everyone. Feng Shui Goddess here. This is my first try at a Cowboy BeBop fic, so please don't judge me too harshly! This is just a silly fic about a subject everyone's been wondering about for God only knows how long:
How would the BeBop members react to another member offering to wash their backs?!
Well, I guess you'll just have to read to find out! Please rewiew after you read! Arigato!
Unsolved Mysteries- BeBop Style
Chapter One: Cleanliness is important!
By: Feng Shui Goddess
It was just another day on the BeBop. Cigarette fumes surrounded everything, Spike was taking apart his gun, Faye reading a beauty magazine, and Edward was hacking into mysterious websites. As for Jet, well. He was taking a bath. Now according to my knowledge, it is rather odd for a 36 year-old man to be bathing. Espicially in a bathtub. "Hey, Faye," Spike beckoned, " Have you ever had the urge to, well, y'know." Faye smiled, "wash Jet's back? Always." Spike smiled," so we're two people with the same goal, and I'd bet you that Jet would choose me over you to wash his back any day of the week." Faye tightened her fists, "you wanna bring it on, Spike?!" Spike mocked her. "I dare you."
And with that, both members of the BeBop rushed to outside the bathroom door of which Jet was bathing in. Spike was the first to knock. "Yes?" Jet answered. "Hey, Jet. Can I wash your back?" Spike asked. "That you, Spike," Jet asked. "Yeah," Spike answered. "Just the man I wanted to see! Come on in, Spike!" Spike shot Faye a victory glare and walked into the bathroom casually.
Jet was in a bubble bath with a shower cap on his head (God knows that a balding man's hair is a sacred thing!) and his favorite bonsai tree sitting next to him. Spike looked at the tree. "And who is this?" he asked, as he pointed at the intruding tree. "This is my bonsai tree, Fred. He knows all the secrets of the universe!" (Remember 'Mushroom Samba'?) Spike walked towards the tree. "Then tell me, Fred. Don't you know that this is my time with Jet? Not yours. Stupid tree." With that Spike threw the tree out of the bathroom door. Jet looked completely shocked, "Spike, how could you?! I'd never let a man like YOU wash my back! Get the hell outta here!" Spike looked really sad, and went and retrived Fred form outside the bathroom. He placed the tree right next to Jet. "There, he's not hurt. Now can I please wash your back?" Jet shook his head 'no' and said "you hurt Fred's feelings!" Spike decided it was best to leave, but not befor making an overly dramatic exit. "Fine, Jet. If after all we've been through together, you still like that tree more than me I understand! I'll just go die now!" With that, Spike walked out of the bathroom to be greeted by a smirking Faye.
"See, he likes me better!" Faye announced. "That's not true. He likes that darn Fred better!" Faye blinked twice, that name wasn't familliar to her. "Who's Fred?" "Fred is Jet's favorite bonsai tree! How could you know have known about the ever-so-famous Fred? The one who stole Jet Black's heart?" Faye looked stunned, "do you mean...?" Spike nodded, "yup. Jet's taken. His back already has a washer. Sad, huh?" Shre sighed, "I know I should of made my move sooner!" Spike looked confused, "do yo umean you've always loved Jet?" Faye nodded. "It all started a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. You see, before I was thawed (you know, she was frozen?) Jet somehow managed to break into the laboratory that I was being held in, and asked if he could buy me. He thought I was some new type of frozen fish, and also that he was in a grocery store, but that's besides the poing. He told the doctors that I looked tasty, and wondered how it was best to cook me. I don't care if he thought I was frozen food, he still loved me! Jet disappeared before I was completely thawed, but thanks to security cameras in the room, I know exactly what he said and what he looked like." Spike tilted his head, "so how is it that you're best cooked?" Faye smacked Spike on the head, "idiot! I am not food, and espicially not fish!"
All of a sudden, Edward appeared walking down the hallway and humming. "Faye Faye, Spikeeee! Hello hello!" Spike and Faye both waved, sarcastically. "What is it, Ed?" Spike asked. "Visitor, visitor!" Edward declared, singing the word over and over again. "Who's our visitor, Edward?" Faye asked. "Edward will bring him here, Faye Fayeee!" Edward ran out of the hallway, and was back in a flash with-- "GREN?!" Spike and Faye both yelled in unison. "What are you doing here, Gren? I thought you died!" Faye declaired, running up to the man... err... woman... and giving him a big hug. Gren pulled back. "I came here to see Jet. I heard he wanted someone to wash his back." Spike ran up to Gren and pushed him, "Jet's back is mine, you shim! Mine mine mine!" All of a sudden Jet called out from the bathroom, "Is that you, Grencia?! Just the man I've been waiting for! C'mon in, my friend!" Gren gave a flashy smile to Spike and Faye, showing off the fact the Jet wanted him. "See, I'm his man! Bwahahahahaha!" Gren pranced into the bathroom, and yelled, "coming my sweet!"
As soon as Gren went into the bathroom, he immediately noticed a bonsai tree on a stand next to his man. The tree looked like it had just been thrown, but he figured he was just imagining things. "Say, Jet. Can I wash your back?" Jet smiled, "of course you can, Gren!" Gren approached the man, and started scrubbing his back. "Gren, I know that we never actually met in the anime, but I watched you while you were filming. It's no fair that Spike got all the scenes with you." Gren just smiled, "I know, dear. But it's alright now that I'm here. So... is it okay if we ditch the bonsai tree?" Jet gasped, "not again! Fred and I cannot bear to be apart! I am afraid that our relationship will not work out if you insist on hurting Fred's feelings." Gren walked out of the bathroom, shouting back at Jet, "At least I won't give you splinters if I wash your back!" Spike and Faye were standing outside the door, smiling at Gren. "So, how'd it work out, darling?" Spike asked sarcastically. Gren sighed...
"Damn tree."
(A.N) Well, there you go! If you liked this story, and get more than 10 reviews, I will continue! Please review, okay? I will love you for all eternity!
(:A.N:) Hello, everyone. Feng Shui Goddess here. This is my first try at a Cowboy BeBop fic, so please don't judge me too harshly! This is just a silly fic about a subject everyone's been wondering about for God only knows how long:
How would the BeBop members react to another member offering to wash their backs?!
Well, I guess you'll just have to read to find out! Please rewiew after you read! Arigato!
Unsolved Mysteries- BeBop Style
Chapter One: Cleanliness is important!
By: Feng Shui Goddess
It was just another day on the BeBop. Cigarette fumes surrounded everything, Spike was taking apart his gun, Faye reading a beauty magazine, and Edward was hacking into mysterious websites. As for Jet, well. He was taking a bath. Now according to my knowledge, it is rather odd for a 36 year-old man to be bathing. Espicially in a bathtub. "Hey, Faye," Spike beckoned, " Have you ever had the urge to, well, y'know." Faye smiled, "wash Jet's back? Always." Spike smiled," so we're two people with the same goal, and I'd bet you that Jet would choose me over you to wash his back any day of the week." Faye tightened her fists, "you wanna bring it on, Spike?!" Spike mocked her. "I dare you."
And with that, both members of the BeBop rushed to outside the bathroom door of which Jet was bathing in. Spike was the first to knock. "Yes?" Jet answered. "Hey, Jet. Can I wash your back?" Spike asked. "That you, Spike," Jet asked. "Yeah," Spike answered. "Just the man I wanted to see! Come on in, Spike!" Spike shot Faye a victory glare and walked into the bathroom casually.
Jet was in a bubble bath with a shower cap on his head (God knows that a balding man's hair is a sacred thing!) and his favorite bonsai tree sitting next to him. Spike looked at the tree. "And who is this?" he asked, as he pointed at the intruding tree. "This is my bonsai tree, Fred. He knows all the secrets of the universe!" (Remember 'Mushroom Samba'?) Spike walked towards the tree. "Then tell me, Fred. Don't you know that this is my time with Jet? Not yours. Stupid tree." With that Spike threw the tree out of the bathroom door. Jet looked completely shocked, "Spike, how could you?! I'd never let a man like YOU wash my back! Get the hell outta here!" Spike looked really sad, and went and retrived Fred form outside the bathroom. He placed the tree right next to Jet. "There, he's not hurt. Now can I please wash your back?" Jet shook his head 'no' and said "you hurt Fred's feelings!" Spike decided it was best to leave, but not befor making an overly dramatic exit. "Fine, Jet. If after all we've been through together, you still like that tree more than me I understand! I'll just go die now!" With that, Spike walked out of the bathroom to be greeted by a smirking Faye.
"See, he likes me better!" Faye announced. "That's not true. He likes that darn Fred better!" Faye blinked twice, that name wasn't familliar to her. "Who's Fred?" "Fred is Jet's favorite bonsai tree! How could you know have known about the ever-so-famous Fred? The one who stole Jet Black's heart?" Faye looked stunned, "do you mean...?" Spike nodded, "yup. Jet's taken. His back already has a washer. Sad, huh?" Shre sighed, "I know I should of made my move sooner!" Spike looked confused, "do yo umean you've always loved Jet?" Faye nodded. "It all started a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. You see, before I was thawed (you know, she was frozen?) Jet somehow managed to break into the laboratory that I was being held in, and asked if he could buy me. He thought I was some new type of frozen fish, and also that he was in a grocery store, but that's besides the poing. He told the doctors that I looked tasty, and wondered how it was best to cook me. I don't care if he thought I was frozen food, he still loved me! Jet disappeared before I was completely thawed, but thanks to security cameras in the room, I know exactly what he said and what he looked like." Spike tilted his head, "so how is it that you're best cooked?" Faye smacked Spike on the head, "idiot! I am not food, and espicially not fish!"
All of a sudden, Edward appeared walking down the hallway and humming. "Faye Faye, Spikeeee! Hello hello!" Spike and Faye both waved, sarcastically. "What is it, Ed?" Spike asked. "Visitor, visitor!" Edward declared, singing the word over and over again. "Who's our visitor, Edward?" Faye asked. "Edward will bring him here, Faye Fayeee!" Edward ran out of the hallway, and was back in a flash with-- "GREN?!" Spike and Faye both yelled in unison. "What are you doing here, Gren? I thought you died!" Faye declaired, running up to the man... err... woman... and giving him a big hug. Gren pulled back. "I came here to see Jet. I heard he wanted someone to wash his back." Spike ran up to Gren and pushed him, "Jet's back is mine, you shim! Mine mine mine!" All of a sudden Jet called out from the bathroom, "Is that you, Grencia?! Just the man I've been waiting for! C'mon in, my friend!" Gren gave a flashy smile to Spike and Faye, showing off the fact the Jet wanted him. "See, I'm his man! Bwahahahahaha!" Gren pranced into the bathroom, and yelled, "coming my sweet!"
As soon as Gren went into the bathroom, he immediately noticed a bonsai tree on a stand next to his man. The tree looked like it had just been thrown, but he figured he was just imagining things. "Say, Jet. Can I wash your back?" Jet smiled, "of course you can, Gren!" Gren approached the man, and started scrubbing his back. "Gren, I know that we never actually met in the anime, but I watched you while you were filming. It's no fair that Spike got all the scenes with you." Gren just smiled, "I know, dear. But it's alright now that I'm here. So... is it okay if we ditch the bonsai tree?" Jet gasped, "not again! Fred and I cannot bear to be apart! I am afraid that our relationship will not work out if you insist on hurting Fred's feelings." Gren walked out of the bathroom, shouting back at Jet, "At least I won't give you splinters if I wash your back!" Spike and Faye were standing outside the door, smiling at Gren. "So, how'd it work out, darling?" Spike asked sarcastically. Gren sighed...
"Damn tree."
(A.N) Well, there you go! If you liked this story, and get more than 10 reviews, I will continue! Please review, okay? I will love you for all eternity!