This is complete trash but it's so damn funny.
"So," A hushed voice came from the next cubicle over "which tampons do you prefer?"
Inuyasha's eyes widened and his eyes shot up, practically jumping out of his skin. Clearly this girl wasn't aware of the fact that her neighbor had an advantage in the hearing department. Of all things to talk about at the workplace, why that?
"Because either it's just me or those things feel like they're half hanging out. That or it's just so uncomfortable! Am I doing something wrong or is it just always like that?" The women asked, obviously very concerned.
"Honestly Kagome, this was the 'big emergency' I just had to come all the way from the second floor for?" Another female voice chimed in, slightly annoyed but also amused.
"Come on Sango! Help me out here! I get 'it' in two days!" Voice 1, he assumed to be Kagome,pleaded. "I've always used pads but it feels like you're wearing a diaper and you're sitting in blood all-"
LALALALALA I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING! Inuyasha closed his eyes, shaking his head and covering his ears, trying to drown out the conversation.
"I guess so. Well if you honestly want my opinion, I think pads are better. I tried tampons for a while but it feels so weird having that thing jammed up there. Plus, I heard this girl died because she left her's in too long. I'm not taking any chances."
You could die wearing those things?! Sometimes he was damn thankful he wasn't a girl.
"Wow. How long was it in for?"
"About 11 hours. I guess she forgot to take it out before she went to bed."
How could someone forget to take out that little cotton piece of shit?!
"Well I guess I'm going to switch back to pads. Thanks Sango."
The conversation ended there, finally allowing Inuyasha to sit back, bouncing of the back of his swivel chair. He loosened his tie and stared blankly at his computer screen. One of the girls walked past his cubicle, heading back towards the elevator with her arms folded and a huffy sort of expression on her face. He watched her leave, her long pony tail swaying behind her. His curiosity getting the better of him, he stood on his swivel chair, looking over the wall of his confinement to take a peek at the other women.
He could see her eyes reflecting off the computer screen, a bright blue. Her hair deep black ended about mid-back.
She must have seen him in the computer screen and she looked confused, turning around to look at him. Panicking, he tried to quickly climb down but the chair rolled backwards and he fell.
"Shit!" He nearly smashed his open on his desk and a book fell on his head.
"Mr. Takahashi! Are you alright?" He rubbed his head and looked over to see the girl squatting down next him. She pushed around his silver hair and observed his head, looking for any bumps.
"I'm fine." He shoved her away, his face pink, and got back up. She frowned at him for his rudeness but he quickly spoke up.
"By the way," she looked over at him, still frowning. "you might wanna put a uh.. pad on." He indicated to under her skirt. Her frown died, with a blush to replaced it and she let out a scream.
Author's Note: Btw there was actually a girl who died because she left her tampon in for too long. Thanks for reading!