Story: Straight up

Main Characters: Hermoine, Angelina Other Characters: Ginny, Draco, Harry, Fred/George, Oliver, Kate, Alicia, Ron, Crabbe, Goyle, Dumbledor, Mc Gonagall, Snape, Hadgrid.

Summary: Hogwarts goes on a special trip to "Florence de launder". Angelina and Hermione hate each other truly. On their way there on separate occasions Angie and Moine run into a very strange wizdarist named Madame De La Cruz that has claimed to give them their every wish .

She tells them to be wary because the spell will wear off in a matter of two months. Hermione first thinks this is a hoax but decides to give it a go it wouldn't hurt she thought. So she wishes "I wish that I was the most beautiful and athletic girl at Hogwarts.

The wizardist grins and performs a spell that Hermione surprisingly hasn't heard of. On the other occasion Angie finds her way to the wizardist and she wishes "I wish that I was the smartest and confident girl at Hogwarts" she said hopefully because exams were coming up in four months.

After this rather strange and exciting trip that Angie and Moine gave horrendous glares to each other during lunch. They wake up the next morning only to find out that they are not Ms. Hermonie Granger and are not Ms.

Angelina Johnson but each other. Secrets will be revealed. Promises will be broken and hidden crushes will soon emerge with out warning. This will be a year at Hogwarts that Angelina and Hermione will never forget....

They have two months until it fades any longer and they could be trapped. Forever? Forever, ever, forever? Forever. . I love yah all b1. Disclaimer: I own nothing only Madame De La Cruz. This story will be one of my favorites to write.

Hey okay I finally got out of writers block! Yes! I am so happy that you all are so interested in reading my story and I am willing to accept ideas from anyone. Positive feedback is always a pleasure, and constructive criticism is always good. I am also happy that I will be starting the next chapter sometime next week.

Disclamier: I don't own Paula Abduls song no do Iown any characters in this story only ones NOT in the HP series and if I could own one it would be Draco sigh another day, another dollar.

Rating: PG-13

Thank you all again...

Angelina woke up...to water.

"AAAAAA" she screeched waking up suddenly, knocking her Felix the Cat clock over and onto her wooden floor. Everything was wet, even her Fred shrine. Angelina heard a laugh and that's when she saw 'him'.

"Wake up my little Angel from below," said Michael her brother.

He wore his black boxers and a black wife beater. If you look closer you could see the same smile Angelina gave whenever she was up to no good ... with the help of the Weasely's of course.

"Hogwarts, would just 'die' without you," he finished.

Michael threw the bucket to the side and looked at the destroyed shrine. Michael kneeled down and gasped "You like Fred, Fred Weasely?" Michael was her older brother but he sure didn't act like it sometimes.

"Mum!" yelled Angelina angry at Mike's discovery.

"Michael!" Mrs. Johnson scowled.

"I'm coming mum," Michael said innocently.

Angelina looked around and frowned, he was such a jerk. The door opened and Mike poked his head inside

"Sorry," he said quickly before exiting the room.

"What ever," she mumbled tossing her wet sheets to the side.

Angelina pouted slightly and looked outside, it was going to rain. She stretched, catching a glimpse of her watch 6:45.

"Damn it all". She rushed to the bathroom to take a shower. "I have to make it on time. I can't be late. It's my first day at Hogwarts."

Hermione woke up with textbooks surrounding her bed. Her quill was still in her fingertips, parchment littered her bed and floor. It looked like a bomb hit her room. She was finishing up some homework she had forgot to do, which was unusual for Hermione.

(Long story) well, let's just say she went partying. She looked around her room "I've got to clean this rubbish". She threw the books off her bed, sat up and walked to the bathroom lazily.

Hermione frowned and applied toothpaste to her red toothbrush. Ron didn't like her-like her the way she did to him, Harry had issues, and Draco was constantly picking on her every change he got and ... Hermione stopped thinking.

'I mean what's the worst that can really happen. Besides it's the first day back at Hogwarts. 'Breath 'Mione, breath' she told herself closing her eyes and opening them. 'What is that on my cheek?' she leaned in closer to the mirror.

She peered into the mirror and screeched...

Uh-oh.

This was the year she would see her friends Alicia, Kate, Lee, George, and ...Fred. 'Gosh I love that name' Angelina thought sniffing her sweater that Fred wore, savoring his essence. She ran down the steps and grabbed her toast applying jam on the bread messily. Careful not to spill jam on her lips, she took a big bite. Angelina checked her watch again...7:30.

Mean while...

"AAAAAAAAh!" Hermione poked at her pimple. It was small but a pimple was a pimple.

"I've got a PIMPLE!" Her mother ran in the bathroom in alarm from her screech.

"Honey, are you okay?"

"No" Hermione said scrubbing her face with soap and ...toothpaste?

"Why not?" Mrs. Granger pulled the toothpaste out of Hermione's hand. I wonder who the hell idea it was to start this-trend; 'Teenagers' she thought.

"I've got a pimple," she moaned "I'm ruined"

"No one's going to notice it, sweetie." Her mom stepped forward and put cold water on Hermione's cheek, "it's not the end of the world". She smiled and cocked an eyebrow. Everyone told Hermione she looked just like her mother-but she didn't want to look like her, she wanted to look like well.... Hermione.

"Now, get ready it's your big day back to school today. I made toast and..." her voice trailed off as they walked downstairs to breakfast together meeting up with her father who gave a toothy grin. Hermione rolled her eyes

"Oh...goody."

Angelina hopped in the car with her brother. She couldn't wait...to see Fred.

Hermione showered and got dressed. She got in the car, frowned and mumbled. Hermione for once could wait another three or five months for Hogwarts. She was only going because she wanted to see Ron, right?

"Buckle your seat-belts," her mom said.

Hermione glared out the window. For five years she waited to be reunited with her professors, and friends but this time it didn't feel as special. She felt like she grown up. Hogwarts wasn't pleasant to her anymore.

Both cars pulled up to 9 ¾. Angelina went in first "Bye, Mike".

"Save it," he mumbled. Mr. Johnson nudged him "I mean bye Angelina". Mr. and Mrs. Johnson waved good-bye. Mike grinned.

"What?." Angelina said wondering why her brother was grinning from ear-to-ear.

"Oh, nothing."

Hermione said good-bye to her parents Mr. and Mrs. Granger, and walked onto 9 ¾. .

"Make sure you write to us about your first day at Hogwarts sweetie, okay?" her dad said making Hermione feel embarrassed.

"Okay" she mumbled, "I will."

That's when she spotted Angelina with her perfect raven black hair and perfect smile. She never did like Angelina. Of course she was one of the prettiest girls in her year but she didn't have to rub it in. Her being on the Qudditch team just made it even worse. It was like she had a sign on her back with read: Look at me I 'm gorgeous watch me make Oliver go bananas as well as the rest of Gryfindor.

Even Lee Jordan couldn't help but notice her beauty he announced it during three Qudditch matches that she was gorgeous. Even Oliver had the hot's for her but she as too focused on trying to get Fred's attention to even notice.

Everyone knew Fred was too much of a player to even really notice her. So that's why she tried and tried..but little to no effort shown on the in fact that Fred liked Angelina.

'Oh, great, here she comes.'

Angelina couldn't stand Hermione. She was so arrogant and felt like she was the best Hogwarts has seen in ages. Hermione had a bad sense of style and from Angelina's point of view; she looked like she needed some sun.

It was due to being cooped up in the library and not going outside. 'If only she knew she had a pimple the size of the equator on her cheek.' Thought Angelina sourly. Angelina studied night and day and still didn't manage to get grades as good as Hermione.

She couldn't understand it and it made her blood boil with frustration. Plus, she couldn't understand how Hermione was so confident around boys when Angelina had trouble finding words to even talk to Fred. If Angelina didn't know better she had some semi-competition here.

They stared each other down with such malice and disgust from across the room. Angelina and Hermione walked past each other. Not looking each in the eye.

Angelina shoved past her. "Sorry I didn't see you there".

Hermione rolled her eyes "What a bitch "she mumbled.

Angelina turned around. Hey she didn't mean to actually push her. It was supposed to be more of a shove. Plus, no one calls her a bitch and gets away with it. She smiled innocently and turned around to Hermione glancing at her cheek in disgust.

"Nice pimple" she said and started to walk to Alicia and Kate who were waving madly at her wondering why she was talking to her enemy.

Hermione placed a hand on her cheek. And though of something fast. 'Mum said no one would notice'. That's when she saw a piece of jam on the side of Angie's lip.

"Nice makeup" she grinned to herself.

'Who knew Angelina was a bad eater?' she thought. Angelina turned around and gasped softly. She had jam on her cheek the whole time. That's why Mike was grinning. Angelina glared at her, a smile plastering Hermione's face. Angelina decided to play it cool.

"Thanks, I did it myself. A little make up does wonders.You should use some too," she said.

Angelina walked away to Alicia and Kate who was waiting for her near the Hogwarts Express with confused and eager looks on their faces.

Hermione shook her head. "The first day and two things go wrong. That's bloody brilliant". She loaded her stuff on the train and sat in an empty compartment waiting for Harry and Ron. Where were they?

"Hey Hermione" said a voice opening the compartment door. "I missed you." She turned around and saw...

"Harry, Ron!" she smiled hugging them warmly and blushing at Ron.

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