Title: Crack
Author: The Station – passing-afternoon
Prompt: Secret Superhero
Rating/Genre: T/see title
Pairing(s): Kutner/13. Ha! /A.S.S
Spoiler/Warnings: Really extremely random. x
Fandom: You decide. House/Harry Potter
Kutner and Thirteen were drunk – and making out at a bar. Actually, that was two hours ago. And two hours ago, Kutner was hoping that Thirteen wouldn't want to go to his house. She did, anyway. So he was kind of hoping she was drunk enough to not remember all the geeky stuff he had in his house, amongst other things.
Now, Kutner and Thirteen were still making out. On a couch now. Suddenly, the fireplace ignited in green flames and two dusty ash-covered figured tumbled out of it.
"You're on my foot, Al!" one guy shouted.
"You're on MY arm, Scorpius!" the other one whined.
"OMG! You guys are from Harry Potter!" Kutner got up and pointed at them.
"From Harry Potter?! His dad's Harry Potter." The boy named Scorpius said.
"Uhh…Kutner? Who are they?" Thirteen asked confusedly.
"D'you know Harry Potter? I think he –" Kutner pointed to Albus, "is Harry Potter's son and he - "he pointed to Scorpius, "is Draco Malfoy's son."
"What? Harry Potter's fictional!" Thirteen protested.
"He's my dad! He can't be fictional. I'm not fictional!" Albus argued.
"Hey, instead of arguing, you can attempt to think of a reason as to why the hell we were using the Floo network." Scorpius said.
"Crap. We're going to get expelled!" Albus said.
And in a crack – they disappeared.
"WTF was that?!"
A/N: I might have just disregarded the prompt again. I have a bad habit of doing that. My apologies. This was also for kimberlyL who seems to ship Kudley nowadays.