Asumi: I own Naruto. Yeah, I do.
Shikamaru: In your dreams.
Asumi: Exactly!
The four shinobi - meaning Shikamaru, Sasuke, Neji and Naruto - were going on a camping trip. Shikamaru was driving, Naji was beside him, Sasuke was at the back, and Naruto was in the rear end where the luggage were. They were only on the way there when Naruto wanted to pee.
"Can we stop for a while?" Naruto asked.
"No."
"Hn."
"Troublesome."
"Please? How many prettys do I have to put before please for you to let me down? Pretty? Pretty? Pretty? Pretty pretty pretty pretty please, please, please?"
Shikamaru sighed and turned to Naruto. "Why in the world do you wanna go down in the middle of the highway?"
Naruto only grinned nervously in response.
"Why, you idiot?"
"Well..."
Neji prodded. "Well what?"
"I gotta pee." Naruto murmured.
"Dobe, we can't hear you."
"I WANNA PEE!"
The three looked at him like he was an idiot, which he is. "...Oh."
"So will you let me pee?"
"Naruto, we're in the middle of the road. Where are you going to pee, if we ever decide to let you?"
"Um..I don't know."
"Then no."
"Then where am I supposed to pee?!"
"Anybody got an idea?" Shikamaru asked.
"I don't know. It's your problem. We're not going to stop. Drive on, Shikamaru."
"You got it, Neji."
Naruto was moaning. "Pleaaaseee."
Sasuke threw his hands up exasperatedly. "Then pee in a bottle!"
"Are you serious?!"
"Hn."
"Whatever." Naruto proceeded to get an empty water bottle out of his bag and peed in it.
After a few minutes, they heard Naruto grunting. "Shut the hell up, dobe."
"Uh, guys? A little help here.."
Shikamaru stopped the car and they all looked at Naruto. His penis was stuck in the bottle. "Oh shit."
"How are you gonna get it out?"
"Help me! Pull it! Do whatever it takes!"
After a few minutes of contemplating, Neji came to a decision. "Okay, everyone get out of the car."
Everyone got out of the car unwillingly. "I can't believe I'm doing this. How troublesome." Shikamaru muttered.
"Doesn't matter now, on the count of three, pull!" Naruto screamed.
"Dobe, shut up."
"As much as I don't want to admit it, EW." Neji said.
"I don't even want to touch the friggin' bottle!" Shikamaru said, backing away.
"Build a bridge and get over it! Let's just do it!"
"Fine." The two answered in chorus.
"One, two, three. PULL GODDAMMIT!" And they pulled.
A piercing scream was heard throughout the vicinity. "OWWW!"
"And that's his most embarassing moment." All of them started laughing so hard that tears sprang from their eyes.
"Okay, now that we know," Sakura said and all the girls stood up. "you'd better give my lingerie back."
"Or else what?" Naruto asked, scowling at first, then laughing.
"Or else we'll tell everyone your little secret and get all your ramen stash!" Tenten grinned and Naruto knew that they got him good.
My second fanfic about pee. Hahaha lol. R&R!