Authors Note: Okay, I wrote this while my school had a bomb threat and we
were stuck in a gym for four hours. Hence the title and story line. One
shot fic. Oh and tinsy winsy cussing. Just one word... I think. Which is
really good for me. Oh, and in this story, Prof Binns is still alive.
Disclaimer: If I owned any of the marauders I would not be here writing on
Fan Fiction.net.
Words in slash lines (//) mean emphasis or action.
Boredom Attacks
"And this is how the muggle realm was cut off from the non-muggle back in the late 1800's." Professor Binns lectured, "Thus ending the era of muggle non-muggle assosciation." Professor Binns was the type of man that used to bore himself with his lectures. Therefore when he looked around the room, he did not happen to catch the numerous sleeping students and drool puddles splashing off the desks and on to the floors until he happened to step and slip in one.
Now near the back of the room, our three favorite marauders are barely, just barely, holding on to their consciousness and their sanity. "Eleven o' clock. One more bloody hour. Must stay awake. Must..... stay.... awake.", were Sirius' last words before his hand gave way and sent his head flying with a thump onto his desk. He let out a resounding groan and a snore. Behind him, James started when he heard the heavy thump and looked up at his friend ahead of him. Typical. James just couldn't wait for Sirius to be caught. And the little Pettigrew sitting next to Sirius was close to sleep as well. The spectacled boy looked over at his lycanthropic friend, and saw that he was gazing attentively at Professor Binns. But wait..... no..... even Remus' eyes were glazed over. As quietly as he could, James tore a piece of parchment from his notebook and crumpled it up into a tightly packed ball. He sent it flying towards Sirius' head were it landed with a SMACK! Sirius popped up and he turned around, rubbing the back of his head as he glared at James, who smiled and waved. Sirius snarled, turned around, and resumed his nap. James meanwhile tried to with hold his laughter as Remus finally gave up and put his head down on the desk.
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"Mr.Black." Professor Binns stated, standing over Sirius' sleeping head. Sirius responded with a groan and something that sound strangely like, "Aw, comeon mum. Five more minutes!" "Mr.Black." Sirius moaned, "But muuuuuum!" "MR.BLACK!" /THWACK/! "Ouch! Damnit Potter!" responded Sirius, turning around to face the so- called friend behind him. James shook his head (meanwhile trying not to laugh at the watch face imprint on Sirius' cheek) and pointed to the other side of Sirius' desk. Sirius slowly turned around to face Professor Binns, standing there, with his arms crossed, holding Sirius' wand in one hand. "Oh.... Professor Binns. How are you this beautiful....", he paused to look at his watch, "Evening? It's twelve o' clock already?" Professor Binns smiled, "I do believe that's a night's worth of detention, Black." "Of course," Sirius said, leaning back in his chair and setting his feet on his desk, "I have to keep up my reputation. What really amazes me is the fact that I've fallen asleep dozens of times... before.", he said smiling, and looking up at the professor. Binns raised his eyebrows. "Recon you should have stopped while you were ahead, mate." James whispered from behind. "I have to agree with Mr.Potter on that, Sirius. Therefore I will take five points from Gryffindor for saying a curse word in my class..." "Oh, you....heard that, eh? I said that out loud?'' Binns nodded, "And two more nights of detention for your precious reputation. Fair enough?" Sirius nodded, and gritted his teeth, "Perfectly fair." ~Fin~ So whadya think? Just a lil' somethin' that kept me preoccupied. R/R Please! And only send me flamers if it's necessary. Ailill
Words in slash lines (//) mean emphasis or action.
Boredom Attacks
"And this is how the muggle realm was cut off from the non-muggle back in the late 1800's." Professor Binns lectured, "Thus ending the era of muggle non-muggle assosciation." Professor Binns was the type of man that used to bore himself with his lectures. Therefore when he looked around the room, he did not happen to catch the numerous sleeping students and drool puddles splashing off the desks and on to the floors until he happened to step and slip in one.
Now near the back of the room, our three favorite marauders are barely, just barely, holding on to their consciousness and their sanity. "Eleven o' clock. One more bloody hour. Must stay awake. Must..... stay.... awake.", were Sirius' last words before his hand gave way and sent his head flying with a thump onto his desk. He let out a resounding groan and a snore. Behind him, James started when he heard the heavy thump and looked up at his friend ahead of him. Typical. James just couldn't wait for Sirius to be caught. And the little Pettigrew sitting next to Sirius was close to sleep as well. The spectacled boy looked over at his lycanthropic friend, and saw that he was gazing attentively at Professor Binns. But wait..... no..... even Remus' eyes were glazed over. As quietly as he could, James tore a piece of parchment from his notebook and crumpled it up into a tightly packed ball. He sent it flying towards Sirius' head were it landed with a SMACK! Sirius popped up and he turned around, rubbing the back of his head as he glared at James, who smiled and waved. Sirius snarled, turned around, and resumed his nap. James meanwhile tried to with hold his laughter as Remus finally gave up and put his head down on the desk.
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"Mr.Black." Professor Binns stated, standing over Sirius' sleeping head. Sirius responded with a groan and something that sound strangely like, "Aw, comeon mum. Five more minutes!" "Mr.Black." Sirius moaned, "But muuuuuum!" "MR.BLACK!" /THWACK/! "Ouch! Damnit Potter!" responded Sirius, turning around to face the so- called friend behind him. James shook his head (meanwhile trying not to laugh at the watch face imprint on Sirius' cheek) and pointed to the other side of Sirius' desk. Sirius slowly turned around to face Professor Binns, standing there, with his arms crossed, holding Sirius' wand in one hand. "Oh.... Professor Binns. How are you this beautiful....", he paused to look at his watch, "Evening? It's twelve o' clock already?" Professor Binns smiled, "I do believe that's a night's worth of detention, Black." "Of course," Sirius said, leaning back in his chair and setting his feet on his desk, "I have to keep up my reputation. What really amazes me is the fact that I've fallen asleep dozens of times... before.", he said smiling, and looking up at the professor. Binns raised his eyebrows. "Recon you should have stopped while you were ahead, mate." James whispered from behind. "I have to agree with Mr.Potter on that, Sirius. Therefore I will take five points from Gryffindor for saying a curse word in my class..." "Oh, you....heard that, eh? I said that out loud?'' Binns nodded, "And two more nights of detention for your precious reputation. Fair enough?" Sirius nodded, and gritted his teeth, "Perfectly fair." ~Fin~ So whadya think? Just a lil' somethin' that kept me preoccupied. R/R Please! And only send me flamers if it's necessary. Ailill