The Chinese Buffet Story
A.N: I think these things are stupid but I am just so bored with trying t right a serious story that I though this randomly maybe funny one would be a good break from the norm of my writing…..
BPOV (journal entry)
Edward and his family were taking me to Chinese Buffet for my birthday and I was very excited, so excited that when we got there I squeed like a fangirl finding out there fictional love exists. So anywho, we got there and it was a party of 8 and Emmet said:
"Why is it called a 'party'? I don't think it is very party like to come to a Chinese Buffet for my brother's girlfriend's birthday. Do you Jasper?"
And Jasper being the koolio guy that he is said, "Why no Emmet I do not believe it is very party like."
And then they both gave the dude in the front this evil death glare and it was awesome. While I was laughing hysterically along with Edward and Alice, we were seated. Now I was the only one eating out of a party of 8 and I was getting all these weird looks…but I ate like a pig. So it was time for the fortune cookies to come and when they came with the check the whole Cullen family looked shock when I only took one.
"What? They are fortune cookies I can't eat them all. You all have to pick one," I said and Edward was the first to pick one and the rest soon followed, "now you open them up and your fortune is inside."
I opened my and it said 'you will soon become more like the love of your life' and then I squeed so high I toped every single fangirl on the planet, but the mars ones still had me beat…anyhow Alice's said 'tomorrow is your day to shop' Rosalie's said 'beauty is not in the eye of the beholder it is in you' Emmet's said 'strength and admiration are your highest qualities' Esme's said 'you have become the mother you always wanted to be' Carlisle's said 'you accuracy and precision in your work will pay off' Jasper's said 'your empathy is strong' and as they all said there's out loud I heard Edward chuckling next to me. Then as soon as Jasper was done he jumped out of his chair and got in Carlisle's face.
"HA! I was right! SEE! Right there it says it plain and clear 'you have no soul' AH HA HA HA AH HA HA HA AH HA H A HA" now we let him have his moment but Carlisle just had to say
"Edward I highly doubt that these people who wrote that have any clue who was going to get it or anything about anybody here…" and then Edward sulked the whole way home until I kissed him and then he lightned up so all in all it was a really good bday!