It was Atobe's birthday (or as I call him, Atobaka!) Now of course the only one's who knew this was Atobe, Kabaji and…well…his parents.
Now, today was Atobe's (insert his age here because I don't know if they age or not, so it'll please you a bit I hope) birthday. And this was such a SPECIAL day, it slipped everyone's mind. As in…no one remembered which in turn made Atobe very mad.
"WHY WOULD NO ONE REMEMBER ORE-SAMA'S BIRTHDAY?!" Atobe mentally screamed.
Just then, Mukahi came in (late…) and went directly to his doubles partner.
Atobe thought that even the not-so-smart one of Hyoutei would remember him. But unfortunately, he didn't.
"Kabaji," Atobe started raising his voice, "isn't it a SPECIAL day today?"
"Usu." Atobe heavily hinted of this day, but still no one remembered.
"IT'S ORE-SAMA'S BIRTHDAY YOU IDIOTS! NOW WORSHIP ORE-SAMA ON THIS DAY!"
Every person on the tennis courts had the 'WTF?!' moment.
"Holy shit, you didn't have to scream that loud," Mukahi complained, "shouldn't you be with your fangirls or something?!"
True enough, there were no fangirls around, how weird.
"Ore-sama thinks Mukahi is right for this moment only." Atobe replied as if the world had gone a wry, 'first no one remembers Ore-sama's birthday and now Mukahi is smart?! Is this even possible?!' Atobe mentally screamed.
"HOLY CRAP. NOW MUKAHI IS SMART?!" Shishido yelled over Atobe's mental screaming.
"WHY WOULDN'T I BE YOU DUMBASS?" Mukahi replied, "I'M SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU?!"
'Maybe Choutaro would remember Ore-sama's birthday.' Atobe thought.
Somewhere, Choutaro was sick, so sick he forgot Atobe's birthday.
"SHIT. HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A DUMBASS?! YOU'RE THE DUMBASS!!" Shishido yelled.
"ORE-SAMA DEMANDS YOU RUN 12452552566366 LAPS! NOW."
"Hai, buchou..." they replied OOCed-ly. They ran their laps, but you could still hear them scream and insult each other.
"ORE-SAMA DEMANDS YOU WISH ORE-SAMA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
Everyone stared. "Happy Birthday Buchou…" they replied half-heartedly.
Atobe mentally smacked his forehead. 'Damn it, this is such a bad birthday!'
I decate this bad fic to Jenny and other Atobe fangirls.
And this is also my late birthday fic to ME which happened to be yesterday.