Every day, i think to myself " i wish collintv was my boyfriend." However collintv had a dark secret under his pokemon card unboxing channel. Every day he would lure in anime girls and steal their forks. One day I was walking down the street and there was collintv, trying to take my fork. But i wasn't transgender, so i dont know why. He only did it to anime girls. 3 days later He came to my home with a bunch of forks and asked me if he wanted me to help stab people with forks in their sleep. That moment i knew that collntv was going to be my husband someday. We went over to my friends house and threw a fork in his salad. The next day he called and asked why there was a fork in his salad. WE told jim the mustard may baked chicken carrot put it in there. That night, I asked out collintv and he said he wanted to make out with me for hours. I cant believe i have the best boyfriend ever.