"Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, and what are you?" Steve challenged. Tony Stark simply stared at him for a brief moment. It was as if all time around them had stopped. And then…
"NAKED!"
Tony threw off his shirt, and proceeded to tear down the hall. "!"
Steve stared in shock. The rest of the Avengers stared at the captain for a moment, then Clint burst out laughing.
"American man do stupid thing, and cause robot man to strip," Hulk stated.
"I think Steve does not fully understand the man he is dealing with," said Thor, who was suppressing a smirk himself.
Black Widow smiled into her drink, and Clint tried to get control of himself. Pepper strode out of the hallway a brief moment later.
"Would anyone like to explain to me exactly WHAT caused Tony to decide to go streaking?"
