A/N: I've been wondering how the Sand Siblings act now that Gaara is no longer psychopathic.
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"Oi, Kankuro! Get your puppets out of the living room!"
"Why?!"
"We have company coming you idiot!"
"What company! It's just your lazy ass boyfriend's parents, right Gaara?"
"…"
"Fine, I'll use them as firewood!"
"NOOOOO!"
"…"
"Then get them out of here!"
"Fine, fine. Tyrannical witch."
"What did you say?!"
"Nothing!"
"He called you a tyrannical witch."
"WHAT!"
"Gaara you traitor! N-now Temari can we--"
"KANKURO!"
"OUCH!"
"Damn it! They're already here! Gaara please, drag Kankuro out of here. I want to make a good impression! PLEASE!"
"…"
"O-oi, Gaara! Put me down!"
"Thank-you. Now here's hoping they'll think we're normal."
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