JPOV

So I was in my room reading a book about civil war, to see if what the writers put in there really happened. And I have already found 3 mistakes! So I was sitting on the couch when Renesmee skipped in.

"Whatcha doing uncle jasper?" she said smiling up at me. i put my book down and picked her up sitting her down beside me.

"Just reading. Why?" I asked curious why she would want to know.

"Cause I wanted to hear some stories!?" she said excited. i have been telling her stories of what we used to do before she was born or before even thought of being born. she finds them quite funny to hear all the shenanigans we get into and the funny things we do then and now.

"Okay so I have told you about how I and Emmett always make bets about what your mommy would do. So how about Emmett and his stupid jokes?"

"Okay!" she settled down beside me and listened.

*flash back*

We were walking into the cafeteria at forks high waiting for the girls to come out of the bathroom because they "needed to talk" what ever that meant.

Emmett started laughing loudly causing people to look at us when we sat down at our usual table and looked at us since we didn't know what he was laughing at.

But Edward did because he was looking at Emmett like an idiot.

"That's not funny Emmett." Edward said looking away.

"What did he say or think actually?" I asked wanting to know.

"OKAY!" Emmett said looking like he was going to die if he didn't get to tell the joke. "What did the math book say to the therapist!!??" he asked waiting for my answer.

"Well I don't know Emmett?" I asked bored with the joke. He started laughing before the punch line came in.

"IVE GOT PROBLEMS!" he said bursting out with laughter. Wow.

"Again that's not funny Emmett." Edward said aggravated hearing the same stupid joke twice.

"I agree with Edward that was stupid." and it was "and its stupid cause math books don't talk." he was laughing again.

"Yea but get it a math book has problems and a therapists helps with that." no.

"Okay well I got a better one! But first Edward will you get me some up dog?" he asked seriously. I looked at Edward and he looked at me then back at Emmett.

"What's that?" he asked confused

"What's what?" Emmett said looked at Edward and me like he didn't know

"What's up dog?" as soon as he said it I got it and chuckled lightly as Emmett laughed and looked at Edward who still didn't get it.

"Nothing what's up with you!?" Emmett said laughing trying to control his laughter.

"You walked right into that one Edward." I said looking at him. Just then the girls walked into the cafeteria trying not to laugh at us.

"Hey" they all said sitting down and I put my arm around Alice and she kissed my cheek.

"So what did you girls talk about?" I asked

"Well we just went in there till it was clear to not hear Emmett's jokes." my jaw dropped looking at there faces while they laughed.

Edward looked at Bella: "are you serious! You let us go through that?"

"Yep. I have to hear them when you all aren't around so you two should suffer." Rosalie said looking at me and Edward.

What the hell!!

*end flash back*