Story: Boys will be boys
Author: mugwumps and gillyweed
Summary: After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Ron decide to return to Hogwarts to finsih their education. Hermione goes to muggle college. Draco also returns to Hogwarts.What happens when all these teenagers return to Hogwarts. Takes place after Deathly hallows. Forget the epilogue ever happened. Slash!!! pairings: Harry/Draco Harry/Ronmaybe even a Ron/Draco or if you're lucky...a threesome featuring our favorite horny trio Harry/Ron/Draco!!!! Not a oneshot. Will be a story. R&R!!!! No flames please!!!
A/N: If you're looking for a fanfic with mpreg in it you have found the wrong fanfic. I think it is stupid and you will never find it in one of mine. If you don't like it, well then find another fanfic. :P
Chapter 1: The Decision and The Dreams
"Ron...don't stop...oh Ron...harder, HARDER!!! RON!", Harry screamed as he came into he sheets. He woke himself with a start. "Shit, not again", he said looking at his sheets. "Why the hell does this have to happen to me?" Now that he was seventeen it was way easier to hide his nightly wet dreams about Ron.
Flashback to the Dursley's
"Boy get down here!!!"
"Great. If Aunt Petunia is calling me down, its pretty bad. She usually lets Uncle Vernon do the yelling. What did i do now?" Harry thinks to himself as he heads downstairs. Not in a hurry to recieve yet another punishment, he takes his time. Finally arriving in the laundryroom where Aunt Petunia called him from, he stands in the doorway just out of her reach. "What now?'"
" I have had it up to here with you. I have kept quiet about this for too long. I thought you would grow out of it but its gotten to disturbing levels. IF I HAVE TO WASH OUT ONE MORE WET DREAM STAIN FROM YOUR SHEETS YOU WILL NEVER WEAR CLEAN CLOTHES AGAIN!!!"
"But...I...well..." Harry stutters as his face turns a deep shade of red to match Uncle Vernon himself. "Its just...I've been having alot of dreams lately and...its not like i can control it...sorry...I"
"Don't think i don''t hear you shouting that boy's name in your sleep either you little faggot!!!! From now on, you will do your own laundry!!!!"
''FIne!" Harry storms upstairs. So his Aunt had finally found out his secret. Sure Harry had denied it all these years. The kiss with Cho, dating Ginny, they all helped him feel normal. But now that he had broken up with Ginny last month, the realization hit him. He, Harry James Potter, was gay. There wasn't really anything wrong with that... its just life was going to be a little bit harder now. Also what would Ron and Hermione think. Sure they were his best friends, but could they handle having a gay friend? Homosexuality wasn't widely accepted in the Muggle world and he was sure he would probably have the same reaction in the wizarding world.
He reached his room and to his surprise, a large barn owl was sitting on his bed with a letter tied to his leg. Seeing the Hogwarts insignia, he hurried over and opened it.
Dear Mr. Harry Potter,
Due to the unusual circumstances yourself, Mr. Weasley, Ms. Granger, and Mr. Malfoy were put under last year, you have been invited to finish your last year of Hogwarts.
You told me of your passion to become an Auror an in order to do so, you will need to take your N.E.W.T.S. Mr. Weasley and Mr. Malfoy have already accepted. Ms. Granger however, has decided to spend the year with her family who now remembers her. She will be attending a muggle college where she will be living at home.
It is quite understandable if you do not want to return. However be warned that it is extremely hard to obtain a job in the wizarding world without your N.E.W.T.S. and since your muggle education stops in 7th grade, it would be wise to return to Hogwarts.
I expect your reply by August 27th.
Sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Headmistress
Flashback ends
With a quick wave of his wand the stain was gone. He turns to look at his alarm clock. "1:30 am...August 26th." Harry had still not sent his reply. Sure, going back to Hogwarts would be great. Seeing all of his old friends and going back to the only real home he ever had would be awesome. But then again he was staying at Grimmwauld Place. It wasn't that bad. Still a little musty but he had cleamed it up pretty nicely. Also if he were to go back, Ron would be there.
Sure, Ron did write him saying that he and Hermione had broken up, but that doesn't mean that Ron would suddenly decide to be gay and go out with him. But then Ron also doesn't know that Harry is gay so if he could just get his dreams under control, he could probably finish his Hogwarts year pretty nicely. Yeah...hopefully.
Harry got out a quill and a spare bit of parchment from his desk. Not knowing what to write he just worte down:
"I'll be there. Thanks, professor."
Harry Potter
He called his new owl, Zeus, a large barn owl, over and tied the message to his leg. As he took off, Ron's owl, Pig, flew in. Clutching his note in his beak, he proceeded to fly around the ceiling hooting loudly.
"Pig! Get down here!" After dealing with him for four years, Harry was really not up for Pig's unique personality. He snatched the note right out of his beak and put him in Zeus' cage. Harry noticed Ron's chicken scratch on the front of the letter and hurried to rip it open.
Harry,
I know you said yes to McGonagalls' letter so i'm coming to spend the rest of the break with you. I'll be there around 9 AM on August 26th. We can go to Diagon Alley and buy our stuff. See you then.
Ron
"August 26th...that's today!! He'll be here in eight hours! SHIT!!!" Harry hurried out of bed to start getting the house into order. "Shit, why does this place have to be so big!" As Harry began running around the house shooting cleaning spells into each room, he realized that the man about whom he has been having wet dreams for years was gonna spend the last four days of break at his house...this could not end well.
Eight hours later...
Harry is sitting in the kitchen waiting for Ron to arrive. After spending two hours trying to flatten his hair, pick out the right clothes, and get the wet dream stains out of his sheets and the sheets Ron would be using, Harry finally sat down in front of the fireplace. Suddenly, the fireplace erupted with green flames and Ron stepped out, dragging his Hogwarts trunk behind him.
"Ron!!!" Harry leapt towards Ron, wrapping his arms around his neck.
"Uh...mate..i'm glad to see you everything but...why are you hugging me" Under the weight of Harry's hug, Ron's knees started to buckle.
"Oh...sorry Ron...just missed you," Harry manages to stutter out as his face turns a delicate shade of red." Been lonely here...I mean...Kreacher's great now...but he's no Ron or Hermione." At the mention of her name Ron's eyes start to dart around he room while his ears turn red. "Oi! Sorry Ron. I won't talk about her anymore!"
"Its alright mate...just a little awkward that's all. Um, so where am i sleeping..." Ron mumbles as he tries to collect himself.
Harry remembers why Ron is even there. "Um...the room next to mine. All the others have been turned into libraries and potions labs and such. I'll show you where it is." Harry leads Ron to the third floor of the house and down to the room at the very end of the hall. "Well here it is. Mine is the room on the right. The bathroom and shower are on your left. Don't be afraid to look around either. I've removed all of the curses and jinxes on the place with the help of the Order. At first, I was reluctant to live here but since i don't have another place and this one is free, I figured why not." For some reason, Harry feels distant with Ron. Has it been the months they've spent apart? Or maybe its the fact that he knows he likes Ron but that Ron will never return the feelings. Either way, converstaion is awkward.
"Thanks mate. Well i hope you don't mind but I would like to get some sleep. I was up all night finding all my old school stuff and packing so...see you in a bit." Ron starts to head into his room.
"Oh no that's fine. Truth be told, I got your owl at 1:30 this morning. I was up all night trying to make this place look okay. I know I could've woken Kreacher but his age is starting to catch up with him and I don't plan on mounting his head on the wall anytime soon. I kinda just let him do his own thing. So yeah. I'll see you later today." Harry watches as Ron gives a small wave and shuts the door to his room. Then he goes into his own room, takes off his pants and shirt and goes to sleep.
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"Ron...oh Ron...I love you Ron..."
Ron woke with a start as he heard his name being called from the room next door. "Must've been my imagination..." As he turns over to go back to sleep, he hears it again. " Ron...oh Ron..."
"Harry?" Ron starts to worry. Is he having nightmares again? But Voldemort was dead. Why would be having those dreams again? Maybe he's having a normal nightmare? "Maybe I should go check on him.." Ron gets out of bed not bothering to put anything else on. He was wearing boxers. He was practically fully clothed. He enters Harry's room only to hear him moaning his name more and more. As he approaches Harry's bed he sees why Harry is moaning...he has hard-on!!! Ron starts to talk under his breath. "What the fuck? Harry? Why would he have an erection? And why is he saying my name?...Oh my God...is it about...
Just as Ron realized what was going on, Harry began to moan louder. "Ron...harder Ron..oh God...Ron please...i'm gonna...RON!!" Harry yelled as he woke himself up and came in his bed. "Shit, twice in one day." Harry reached for his glasses and looked around his room. To his horror, he saw Ron standing at the end of his bed looking horror-struck. Harry began to turn beat red and mutter incoherent sentences. "Ron..its not what you...I'm sorry I...I can't control it...its just I..." Harry never got to fully explain himself. In the middle of Harry's muttering, Ron quickly left the room and reentered his own room shutting the door.
"I can't believe it...Harry...he likes...wait...wha?" What Ron saw next, and what Harry didn't see, is what shocked Ron the most. His own member had apparently snapped to attention in the midst of Harry's moaning.
But what does this mean? Was Ron gay? But he liked girls...at least he thought he did? Sometimes he wondered but he always concluded that he was straight. But he still snuck glances in the locker room or in the showers but that was normal. Curiousity. Right? And then there was that year when he thought he loved Harry but that was just a phase. "I can't be gay...no way...well...shit...this week's gonna suck."
There you go guys my first fanfic. Please review and tellme what you think. Also give me your ideas on where you think it should go. Thanks!!!