Yoshi vs. Microsoft Windows
By The Great Gonzales
Author's Note: Yes, I know you are all curious about what's gonna happen in this fic, but you're gonna have to read this very unique fic in order to find out. I was using the computer as usual, and I was thinking, I should make a fanfic about it starring Yoshi and some Smashers. It's the most original thing I've ever thought of. First chapter up!
Chapter 1 – Kidnapped again!
It was another joyful day in Yoshi's Island. The Yoshi residents in Yoshi City were doing their usual routines. That also applies to the Smashers in the Super Smash Bros. Mansion, who were enjoying their day. Yoshi, Fox, and Wario were playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl on their Wii and everything was going well. That is until a Toad came out of nowhere who was about to deliver some bad news.
"Guys, guys, I have some bad news. It may sound really strange, no I mean really strange."
"Yeah, did the toaster explode again?" laughed Fox.
"No. We couldn't even go to Wal-Mart 'cause you idiots blew it up the other day."
"Yeah, sure," grinned Fox.
"So anyways, I have to tell you something."
"You told us that already," explained Yoshi.
"Shut up. Anyways, this is gonna be strange. Princess Peach..."
"Got kidnapped. Give me a break," said Mario, who just came out of the shower wearing a towel.
"How'd you know?" questioned Toad.
"She does that every time. Well that's good 'cause I'm about to kick some Bowser..."
"Wait!" said Toad. "Bowser didn't do this."
"Yeah Mario. Don't you know that Koopas kidnapping princesses every day is a stereotype?"
"Okay, we get the point," Mario sighed.
"Okay," said Toad. The princess got kidnapped... by a computer."
The guys bursted into laughter.
"By a computer?" laughed Fox.
"I saw it with my very own eyes," complained Toad.
"Okay, we'll get Peach back," said Mario.
And with that, Yoshi, Mario, Fox, and Wario set out on the long journey to find the computer that kidnapped Princess Peach. They walked long miles on strange roads paved with asphalt until they reached their destination where they would possibly save Princess Peach.
"Circuit City?" asked Yoshi. "You know, people invented the car so we could drive here instead of walk."
"Let's just get in the store and get this over with," said Wario.
They entered the store. The store was big as they walked into the computer section. They saw a whole bunch of computers. Then Fox turned around and saw Princess Peach on a computer screen banging the screen trying to get out.
"There she is," said Fox. "... but how are we going to get in?"
"Hmm..." the whole group thought.
Then Professor E. Gadd, who was coicidentially in the store, walked to them.
"I believe I could help you," said the old professor.
"Okay, how?" asked Mario.
"With this," E. Gadd said as he pulled out a device. It was a small, black device with a small lense in the front and a floppy disk drive below it.
"All I have to do is point this onto each of you and this will turn you guys into data form. Then I'll load you up into it. It's simple."
"Okay," said Mario. "Put me in the computer."
E. Gadd puts a black floppy disk into the device and points the lens at Mario. A beam shoots out of the lens, covering Mario entirely and absorbing him until he was gone. Then the data was being written to the disk. After it was done, E. Gadd takes out the disk and puts in another while putting the previous disk in the computer's floppy disk drive and loads Mario into the computer.
"You're next Yoshi."
The process repeated once more. Yoshi disappeared and was written to the disk. The disk was ejected and another one was inserted.
"Okay Fox, ready?"
He shined the lens once again and Fox disappeared from thin air and was loaded into the computer.
"Okay Wario," said E. Gadd nervously. "Here we go."
The machine scanned Wario as he disappeared into thin air and his data was being written into the disk. Suddenly, a beeping sound started and a warning showed up on the device's screen.
The disk is full.
Please insert another disk and press retry.
"Damn it," yelled Wario from the machine.
E. Gadd inserts another disk and the rest of Wario's data was finally copied to the disk and his bulky data was loaded onto the computer.
Then suddenly, the computer shuts down.
End of Chapter
Constructive Criticism Proudly Welcomed
Author's Notes: The action begins in the next chapter. Please review if you like this and I'm also accepting constructive criticism. Thanks for taking the time to read this unique fic.