Yang gayly opened the door to RWBY's dorm room and gayly entered the room. Blake was gayly reading a book about some secret gay stuff.
Yang gayly smiled. Blake was always so gay.
"Hey, Blake." Yang gayly called out to her. Blake gayly put down her book and gayly looked at her. "Want to kiss passionately and gayly under Remnant's shattered moonlight like we are destined to be? A pair of ultra gay lesbians?"
Blake gayly shook her head. "Sorry, Yang. But I must inform you that I do not have those types of feelings for you. I am, in fact, not gay and I wish you would understand. Perhaps you should find someone else that is, in fact, very gay."
"Okay, that's understandable. It's very rude to force your sexuality upon another individual. That would be considered as borderline rape. Perhaps I should follow your advice and find someone else who is, as you said, very gay instead of forcing my sexuality upon my dear partner and teammate who is, in fact, very straight. Have a good day, mi amigo hetero."
Yang gayly turned around and gayly exited the room, leaving Blake to continue to straightily read her book of completely straight smut so that she may straightily finger herself to some wierd, but very much straight word porn.
For Blake is, in fact, very fucking straight.
And so my dear children. just remember: when some gay ass blonde bimbo with tits the size of my dad's brain tumor comes up to you and says they want to fuck your brains out, just say no. Just walk away and ignore them, or even taser them if they're that agressive. Or better yet, direct them to someone who's actually gay and would surely like to have their brains fucked out.
Because after all, there's no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand.
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it.
And if you ask me how I'm feeling. Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up).
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up).
We've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it.
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand.
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry...
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wait a minute, if yang has sex with blake, and blake's part-animal, wouldn't yang be committing part-bestiality? oh fucc
until the next throwaway account, i'll see you cowboys later