Ok hi. I really wanted to do a humorous one…so here goes… I'm just going to see how this is going to do for the first chapter. So yeah!

Why Sokka Sucks

He can't waterbend

He sucks at fighting

He's the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen

He makes fun of his sister while she is infinitely more awesome than him

He eats way too much meat. Wonder why he isn't fat yet. Probably an animation error

Sparky Sparky Boom Man was a Terrible Name

So was Combustion Man

He thought Toph was weak at first

He called waterbending 'Magic'

He doesn't like vegetables

His voice still cracks- he's already 15.

He sucks at sculpting. He's only good at making giant blob monsters that look like a half blown broccoli. Or a mineral that got a bald cut. Both are cool. Oh yeah, there was seaweed.

He could've given the water inside the cactus juice to Katara, WHO COULD HAVE GOTTEN THEM OUT OF THE DESERT. INSTEAD, HE DRANK THE CACTUS JUICE AND WENT ALL WACKO, WHICH I HAVE TO ADMIT WAS PRETTY FUNNY BUT STILL. Odoot…(A.N. My friend came up with that- it technically means Idiot)

He sucks at making small talk. (Honestly? Nice clouds?)

He let himself get beaten by Suki (Point for Suki)

He liked this crazy fire nation girl (Ty Lee) who made him look like a total hamburger (Don't ask me why I used Hamburger- I just did)

Oh yeah. Nothing to do with "avatar" but WHY THE HECK ARE HAMBURGERS CALLED 'HAM'BURGERS? NOBODY PUTS HAM IN 'HAM'BURGERS YOU IDIOTS!

He made Zuko exasperated. (THAT'S GOTTA COUNT AS ONE.)

He sweats a lot. Therefore, he's smelly.

He constantly forgets that Toph is blind

He thought Aang was a firebender DESPITE AANG WEARING AIR NOMAD GETUP AND HAVING THE TATTOOS

He doesn't know that having no potty breaks is actually bad for your body. Pay more attention in biology. Sheesh.

He sucks at public speaking. Look at his sister and his father? Where the heck did he get that colossal failure from?

He made Master Piandao lie to him- He's never going to be a great swordsman. He sucks!

He was way too gullible. Honestly? We all know Azula is an awesome liar but still, it was SOOOO obvious that she was tricking you. IDIOT

He has animal cruelty issues. First, he thought Appa was a total failure and he wanted to eat Momo at first, AS WELL as Foo Foo Cuddlypoops

He has a very thick skull- Ty Lee got hurt hitting it!

At Southern Water Tribe School, they should've taught him not to run into large doors that can give you a concussion.

He has no sense of light and dark –I could see pretty well with those fireflies

^He could've just looked THROUGH the jar INSTEAD of OPENING THE LID. DUM IDIOT.

Despite the fact that he had a Moon Spirit as a girlfriend, he still has no idea how they talk.

^So doesn't Aang.

He was too dumb to realize that Aang had a huge crush on Katara

^ He thought Aang liked Meng and later, On Ji.

He was a sexist pig who was too stubborn think that he is IN FACT MUCH WORSE IN FIGHTING THAT MOST GIRLS THAT LIVE.

I don't know if I'm going to continue this….ah well.