Song from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Miles: Now Junior, my friend, I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere 'round here is the pet that will suit you just right
Junior: I can't wait to get started
But first, let me set a few rules
It's an upmost importance the pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool
"Awesome, cool, got it!"
Miles: I have so many wonderful choices
Just wait, you will see
Junior: I need something real fast, like a bullet, to keep up with me
Miles: Sure! How 'bout a bunny? They're cutsie and wootsie and quick as can be
"Cutsie? Wootsie? Have you even met me?"
Junior, have faith
You see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you
"Come on! The sky's the limit!"
"Sky is good, I'd like it to fly."
"Really?," Miles picked up a kitten, "Because I think this wittle pootie-tad has your name written all over it. Yes, he does.",
The kitten nuzzled Junior's face.
"Aw, look, he likes you!"
"...pass."
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide
There are otters and seals with massive appeals
"Otters and seals do not fly."
"Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water."
"That's it, I'm outta here," Junior turned around and began to leave, only to be stopped by a tortoise standing in front of him.
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket?
"Bigger and cooler," Junior frowned as he kicked the tortoise off of his foot.
"Bigger, cooler, right."
I've got just the thing in that tree, J
Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrly!
"It's just a squirrel."
"Not just any squirrel," Miles threw the squirrel up in the air, "A flying squirrel!"
The squirrel glided down to the ground.
"Yeah. So, like I was saying..."
Junior: Miles, old pal, this won't cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome
Something flying
With coolness that defies gravity!
"I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly."
"Ya think?"
Miles: I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly
"Better, but cooler."
I see
How 'bout an owl? Or a wasp? Or a toucan?
There are so many other creatures the likes of that
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat
"Now you're talking!," Junior smiled, but then frowned, "But instead of just one stand out, now that's too many."
Junior: So many choices, and such riches of plenty
"Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me."
The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging, too
Do you have something in a yellow-striped bat?
Miles: No, but I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you
Junior: What to do, what to do?
Junior gasped.
A prize! That's it!
There's really just one way
To find out which animal's best
Hold a contest of speed, agility and guts
That will put each pet to the test!
Miles: Don't forget style, that should be considered
Junior: Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter
Miles: The one who is awesome as cool
Junior: Just like me!
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best
Both: So a contest we will see
Junior: Who's the number one, greatest, prefectest pet
Both: In the world for me!
May the games begin!
Junior: And may the best pet win!