In a dark room, two portals appeared and out of them jumped two girls. One in blue and silver casual clothes, the second in pink with braids. Both had African American skin and black hair. The room itself was pretty big and as the light came on it looked like an extreme home makeover happened there. The girls took a seat, and then turned to the audience.
Roxie: Hi everyone. Glad you made it.
Laurel: Hey, how come you got to start us up?
Roxie: Because A, I'm older, B, you made everyone wait who read about us before, and C, I won the coin toss so not only do I get to start us off but get to introduce the guests.
Laurel: *grumbles* Okay, A, that's NOT FAIR. B, that was YOUR fault. YOU dissed Vocaloids, fans, and Kermit! And C...You're right. I knew I should have called tails. *pouts*
Roxie: *rolls her eyes,* I did not diss Kermit. I said that Big Al sounded like someone socked him in the nose then stuffed a frog down his throat. *then smiles and giggles at her sisters' face.* Aw, buck up sis. You'll go next time.
Roxie then slipped on a cute headset in blue and silver. She then cleared her throat.
Roxie: Welcome everyone to 'The Transformers Funny and Amazing Dare and Truth Show!'. This is Chasm-Chans first thing on here and she and her sister will both be doing this. If it's the purple chasm, then it's Laurel. Blue then it's me. If we're both here, then both sisters have the time to do the show together.
Laurel: *Pulls out her megaphone of AWSOMENESS!* *not through the megaphone* Uhm, she doesn't mean a pink or blue crevice in the earth…
*through megaphone* THIS IS WHERE YOU PEOPLE CAN SEND IN QUESTIONS FOR THE TRANSFORMERS, AND THE HUMANS* OF TRANSFORMERS!
Roxie: OW! Darn it! You don't need to yell with a megaphone!
Laurel: Hush up, you. (Roxie: hush up you, heh.*sticks out her tongue*) *ahem* ANYWAYS, if you send us a question** for a transformer-Autobot or Decepticon, or both- or a human in the transformers universe-strictly from the transformers universe, no fan characters*-There is a chance for you to get it answered! *it's 40/60 that it gets chosen* ALSO! If you send us a dare**...He-he he, if we chose it, the poor soul must do it, or, at least, most of it...We can do up to three questions and dares per person.
Roxie: But we have some rules to say first. This is rated K+ so no overly mature dares or questions will be answered. At some point we might change it but that's the rating for now. If we get a question or dare that we can't understand, we'll mention it, but won't use it. We will skip over it, and then ask the person to explain their dare better, maybe we can use it next time. Now, that's pretty much it, right? *Roxie turned to her sister.*
Laurel: Yep, that's everythi-opps! Oh wait! We forgot to bring in the victims!
Roxie: *smiles* don't you mean guests?
Laurel: *giggles* yeah-no.
Both girls waved their hands and portals appeared high up in the air. Out of one came a white and black Transformer, who, realizing he was high up flipped and landed on his feet. Roxie smiled brightly at the mech.
Roxie: Yay! It's Animated Jazz!
Jazz smiled at that but before he could say anything some shouts were heard and more mechs fell from the portals, two of the three managing to land on their feet. The other three, not so much. Jazz just moved out of the way when the mechs fell on each other. [The ones that fell]
Laurel: Yay! The victim's have-SOUNDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
Soundwave looked up, looking at the girl who said his name. "Why am I-"
Laurel:*runs up and pounces on the huge mechs head, somehow* G1 Soundwave! Ohhh, Soundy, I'm gonna have tons of fun with you...:D
Soundwave: Um...Oh...slag.
Laurel: *hugs as much as his head as she can* Roxie, have fun with the others, me and Soundy are gonna have a loooooong chat...! *kisses Soundwave's face plate.*
Roxie: 0.0 Oh boy. Please, do that in the back room please.
Laurel: Great idea! *Drags Soundwave to the back room in chibi mode, giving him time to only say "Help" before the door closed and locked.*
Roxie: um…ok! Uhh, I guess I should say hi. Hi Jazz, Animated Optimus, Animated Megatron, and-
Sentinel: where the Allspark am I?
Roxie sighed: And Animated Sentinel. *mutters* man how I want to kill you…
Sentinel: Hey! I asked you a question ORGANITC!
Optimus: *sighs* I would like to know that as well. And it's ORGANIC, Sentinel.
Roxie: Well, since you asked so nicely, and you're not Sentinel Stupido-
Sentinel: HEY!
Roxie: Shut up you! Muzzle! *a muzzle appeared over Sentinels' mouth and he started trying to rip it off.* To answer your question, Optimus, you guys are a part of my sister and I's show. People will send in dares and questions for you guys to answer and the rule is you have too do them. And-what the heck is Sentinel doing? *Sentinel was running around like a headless chicken, his muffled scream was just able to by heard and made the others laugh.* Oh how I love to hate you, Sen. I hate you more than I hate Megatron.
Megatron: *Raises an eyebrow*
Optimus, Jazz, Sentinel (who stops running and is hard to understand): Really?
Roxie: *Nods* yep. Personally, I love how hot and awesome he looks when he transforms into robot mode. It's so smooth it made my sister and I freeze up and then rewind the part of the episode over and over. *tries to stifle her laughter at the Autobots' faces while Megatron looks smug.*
Megatron: I knew I was sexy. *Smile twinkles and somewhere some fangirls have fainted*
Roxie, Optimus, Jazz, Sentinel: 0.0
Roxie: Poor fangirls. I'm sure some of them had a heart attack just now. *Clears thoat.* Um ok, viewers. Just send your questions and dares for these guys and when I get my sister to set free Soundwave, we'll get back to you. Bye!
Laurel: *sticks her head out the door.* Me and my adorable Soundy'll be waiting *shifty eyes*
Soundwave: *sticks his head out to and looks panicked, but its hard to see with his mask* ...Help...Me...Now.
Megatron: I'd vote to squish these fleshlings if they hadn't just called me sexy.
Roxie: *in head* ~Technically, we didn't call 'im sexy, but OH WELL!~ Oh, thanks for reminding me.
Roxie clapped her hands and suddenly the transformers all shrunk down to the size of a tall human.
Roxie: can't have you guys run out or squish us or anything. Oh, and you guys, (unfortunately) can not kill each other. Which, sadly, means Sentinel must live. *Evil Smile and Face* But, I'm not saying the viewers can't say you can. *Normal face.* Well, bye everyone!
Laurel: Bye! And thanks sis! Now…to get back to my talk.
Soundwave: …HELP...
THE END! FOR NOW!