Hey fanfic readers and South Park fans and bitches! I decided to do a new story!

I got a fangirl crush on one of the boys so I had to do this!

Also some Kyman and Stendy for other fans. And a little Bunny

and before I begin, help from Cortez30. Love his stories, love him!

And now I shall begin with my story!

Chapter 1

The boys had never thought much of Ally Ramirez when she first moved to South Park.

She was a Hispanic girl, with long dark hair, and brown eyes. She had warmly tanned skin, and wore a navy green jacket, dark purple pants, sneakers, and a plum colored beanie and gloves. She was very tomboyish and had no friends except Wendy.

She was very quiet, until one day she went up to the boys and asked them to hang out.

Cartman made Mexican slurs and she beat the shit out of him. His nose was bleeding and he cried like a baby for a few minutes. Then he shut up, holding tissue to his face.

Stan, Kyle, and Kenny told her hi and yes, she could hang out with them.

Craig flipped her off, but he didn't really scare her. She wasn't really intimidated by cussing or being flipped off.

Tweek, of course, freaked out, saying having a girl as their friend was way too much pressure. Then, to freak him out more (she thought it was funny), she jumped up behind him and startled him.

Surprisingly, she didn't mind all the insane things they told her. From Cartman getting kidnapped and probed by aliens, to Kyle's adopted brother taking steroids and hitting "puberty". She just sat there.

She became their best friend, and they were with her all through the rest of elementary school, middle school, and up to their high school years.

Ally's POV

So, after eight years of living in South Park, I'm a senior.

Stan and Wendy are still into each other. Cartman came out of the closet.

But maybe even more surprising than THAT, Kyle came out as Bi, and that he liked Cartman, to me, Stan, and Kenny.

Figures, because they say, "I hate you." But they save each other all the time. Plus...hate= love. Well, sometimes.

So now, they were a couple. The embarrassing part about that was, when he came out as Bi, I was dating Kyle.

Kenny also came out as Bi, but everyone was fine with that. I mean Kenny IS a pervert. Even though he's slept around, he's still my best friend and we never did nasty shit together. He said it was like I was a second little sister to him.

Butters was still...well, Butters.

Craig still flipped people off, I flipped him off back most of the time.

And Tweek...well, I actually really like Tweek. He's cute, and weird, like me! Plus I don't like normal dudes. They have to be weird.

I didn't know I liked him until we were 12, when my hormones started going insane.

I thought it was just a phase, but it's five years later.

I was finishing one last post on tumblr, before I heard the car horn honk. I jumped up, to finish pulling on my jeans. I pulled on my purple tank top, pulled on my sneakers, and almost ran out.

Then, I remembered my jacket. I grabbed the navy green hoodie, and ran down the stairs.

I was so tired. Then again, I was up until 4 am. Then got up at 7:39. My eyes had dark purple circles around them, and my dark hair looked really shitty.

"Good morning, whore." Cartman said, as I got into Stan's van. He was holding hands with Kyle. I probably did look like I'd been fucking someone all night.

Stan drove us to school everyday in this van he got cheap. We could drive now, but since he was the first to turn sixteen, it was just like that.

Stan and Kenny sat in the front, then Kyle, Cartman, and Butters in the middle, and then me and Tweek in the back. Craig was back there too, but he was listening to his iPod and sleeping. I crawled between him and Tweek.

"Fuck...you." I groaned, too tired for insults. I looked over at Tweek to see him holding out a cup of coffee for me, looking twitchy and freaked out, as always.

I pulled it away, smiling. See? This is why I love Tweek.

"Thank you." I moaned, still too tired.

"Th-thank you!" He choked out.

"(So,who were you with last night?)" Kenny joked through the thick cotton of his parka.

"Your mom." I said sarcastically, so he'd shut up. "She's just fucking awesome at eating box."

When we finally got to school, I hit Craig in the arm to wake him up. He woke up instantly. He saw me and flipped me off.

"Shut up, bitch." I snapped at him.

"I didn't say anything." He spoke nasally as usually.

I realized he was actually right. He was FUCKING RIGHT. "Whatever."

Sometimes I really, REALLY hate Craig and I wanna stab him. I jumped across Tweek and out of the van.

"Come on, Jew boy." Cartman stated.

"Cartman, I told you to stop calling me Jew boy."

Great. Now these two would fight again. I wasn't in the mood, so I did my voice impression of Cartman when we were nine.

"Suck mah balls, Kahl." I spoke in my imitation of him.

"I did," Kyle told me. "Last night."

"It's true, he did." Cartman smiled at me.

I stifled a laugh, while Stan was really grossed out. He grimaced.

I remembered them telling me about Imaginationland and their bet. I'd have loved to be there.

Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. Oh no. This was one of my many moments when I hate being friends with just boys.

"I'll be right back." I ran off.

The girls' bathroom was full. Great.

I went into the unisex bathroom, and pulled open my brown handbag. No pads, no tampons.

FUCK!

I left the stall to see Bebe.

"Hey..." Was all I said before she said. "You need a tampon? Right?"

I smiled. "Thanks."

I went back into the stall, pulling down my jeans and panties.

Suddenly, the stall swung open. I pulled my hoodie over my vag.

And...

It was Tweek. "Aahh!" I screamed.

"Aahh! Oh, SWEET JESUS!" He ran away.

Oh my God. My crush just saw me. With no panties and a tampon in my hand.

WHAT THE FUCK?! Life...why do you hate me so?!

So...yeah I gotta say...ha ha! Can you imagine peeing or in this case, changing tampons and be caught by the person you wanna tap?

Cortez30: That'd suck!

Me: If that happened, I'd be like so...yeah. That happened.

Sorry, if it was kinda scattered.

Review! Give me suggestions!