Well, I plan on making this a semi short fic, probably no more than 5 or so chapters. This is gonna be a Rei torture fic which I hope all will love. You don't see to many of these around and it just came to me in a day dream.
Also I do not own Evangelion or any characters.
Rei VS. Cats
Round 1
Asuka was pissed. No she was beyond pissed. An N2 mine looked as harmful as a fly compared how volatile the red headed German was right now. First both she and baka boy had woken up late for school. Then she found out that she had forgotten her lunch back in the apartment. Then when she went to the cafeteria to get lunch, all they had left was stale rolls from the day before. Now that school was over, she was now walking over to NERV for synch tests. 'I swear to god, if this day gets any worse I'm gonna… I'm gonna….' Alas, that chain of thought was never completed as a car sped by and splashed a puddle of muddy water all over her…
"THAT'S IT! MUST. KILL. SOMETHING. NOW!"
But just as she was looking for someone to maim, her eyes fell upon a sign in a pet store. 'what the..' she thought. She couldn't help but gawk at it. for a moment she thought she was dreaming. In big bold letters the sign read 5 little words that would prove to be the start of living hell for one of her fellow pilots.
CAT LOVE POTION ON SALE
And before she knew it Asuka was standing by the front counter looking at the display behind the counter. Asuka was transfixed by the love potion display. "This has got to be a joke…"
"I'm afraid not little miss."
Asuka turned to her left and saw a fragile looking old woman walking behind the counter. "I'm afraid it's not meant for normal cat owners though. More for cat breeders than anything else."
"So… how does it work?" asked the second child, all the while the gears in her head were turning thinking on how she could use it to her advantage.
"Heh, well a common problem for cat breeders since second impact has been that the cat population has dropped significantly. So this potion when sprayed on a cat will attract other cats to them constantly. Which would greatly increase the chance of the cats reproducing." The old woman had answered as she handed a bottle to Asuka. "But there are side effects, most handlers that come into contact with it too much have had the cats attracted to them. Hehe, it's like super catnip."
she just looked at the bottle almost transfixed. It had a spray attachment on the top of it to apply it. Asuka was too absorbed by what was told to her. 'How stupid was the person who had inv-…' all of a sudden a light bulb the size of a beach ball went off in her mind. 'But there are side effects, most handlers that come into contact with it too much have had the cats attracted to them.' an evil smirk gracing her face as a plot came to mind. 'I think I know how to put this to good use. Muhahaha…
"Umm… miss are you ok?"
"what?" asked the startled girl. "Yea I'm fine I'll take a bottle, no wait make that 2. And do you have some gloves, I don't want to get this crap all over me."
And thus, a red head skipped out of the store with a brown bag thinking of all the fun she was gonna have with a certain fellow pilot.
Deep in NERV, a Rei Ayanami gave a sneeze.
'hmm.. strange…' Well there's the first chapter, I hope you all enjoyed it! Please write reviews to let me know how it is and if I can improve. I'll try to update as regularly as I can. See you next time! Next Round: Asuka strikes! Let it begin!