(AN. Hello. Here's another story that a friend of mine and I have been thinking about doing for a while but never really got around to writing it. I finally had time to sit down and write out this first chapter and LilyBolt was kind enough to look it over for me. It's a what if Sam and Dean wrote a for Dummies book. Anyway, I hope you like it and if you do please leave a review.
Dean is italic Sam is underlined and Italic)
"Hi. If you found this book please I'm begging you put it down right now walk away as fast as you can and never read it again. Did you do it? No you're still reading? Dammit. Ok. I guess I should tell you who I am and what this book is if you're not going to heed my warning. My name is Dean Winchester. My brother Sam and I, we hunt monsters, and the book you're holding Hunting for dummies: rules for the road bound hunter is a book we put together for all those serious about becoming a 'hunter', as we're called. It is rules that we have made that make the job easier, whether it be from our own mistakes or just no brainers.
Right. Dean and I have been hunting these things since we were young. Our mom died in a house fire that a demon caused and Dad was hell bent on getting revenge for her death. One thing you should know about hunting before we begin is that being a hunter does not pay well at all. We make a living…well, it does not matter how we make a living. What I'm saying is if you have a stable job, don't leave it to become a hunter. Hell, if you have any job don't leave it to become a hunter.
Sam has a point for once. Now on to the rules.
Rule number 1.
Find a way to make income.
When dad started off he had a nice little nest egg of three thousand dollars if you included our college funds and the home owner's insurance he got from the house fire, but that soon dwindled down to pretty much nothing the more we were on the road. So he had to resort to hustling pool and poker to keep us afloat…not that I'm saying you should, but it wouldn't hurt to know how to do it. About three years before Sammy went on a quest to get a normal life we had to resort to credit card fraud.
Great Dean. Tell the world, why not?
Sorry, but it's true. Just leave that for the pros though.
Anyway. That's rule number uno. Income.
On to lesson two.
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