"Jesus Edward You scared the hell out of me" I jumped as Edward entered
"Sorry Don't have a 'spaz attack' as Alice always says" he said, kissing me daintily on the cheek, "but we've got to get going"
"EDWARD YOU PROMISED WE DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THERE" I shouted, slapping him, I hoped it hurt.
"Whoa take it easy dude" he warned
I WILL NOT 'TAKE IT EASY DUDE" I shrieked, I will stay right here until hell freezes over, at that moment Emmet walked in, in a tutu!
"Tralalalalalala" he sang, oh don't mind me I'm just a Krispy Kreme Doughnut
I then proceeded to walk over to Emmett and kick him repeatedly where the sun don't shine. And as if things couldn't get any more random Rosalie walked in and began knawing at Emmett's arm.
"WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME" Emmett cried, "all I ever wanted to do was be a ballerina." And if the kitchen wasn't already packed enough Jennifer Lopez stepped in and began singing Jenny from the Block
JUST AN AVERAGE DAY OF SCHOOL JUST AN AVERAGE DAY OF SCHOOL!!