Konnichiwa Minna-san! Nikushimi here, with my first fanfiction piece! Uh... This is on a topic that most girls may find embarrassing so I figured that, hey! With my huge lack in the ability to make jokes, I could probably write something semi-funny! It might be high hopes though....
Nikushimi: Anyway, with this subject I only feel comfortable talking about it with two of my very good friends, so knowing me this might disappear very suddenly!! ha ha ha....
Warning: This piece of work was written in a severe case of PMS(and hyperness)! Some suggestive dialogue not suitable for children may have slipped in without my notice because I was seriously PO- ed at the world at the time and didn't care.... (really, I don't think there are any bad words....he he he)
Nikushimi: Yes, PO- ed at my sis, mom, and the world. It all started because I wouldn't let my sis kick me off the comp. last night 'cuz I was busy reading fics!! And now she gets to go on 'cuz she cried to mom. damn her....
*glares at onee*
Hotaru: *turns around* hmmm.....?
Nikushimi: *Turns back to computer screen as un-suspiciously as possible* I swear I'll get her. Random thoughts of disconnectiong the newer comp. and running away with the screen have been floating through my head all day... instead I just mope and type on my crappy old comp. *sigh* Anyway, enjoy the fic!!
Fushigi Yuugi: That Time of the month...
Disclaimer: I don't own.....ANYTHING!!.......Damn.
Nikushimi (taking the role as Narrator): For fun, Stupidity, and no reason at all, (or maybe for the reasons I just stated) our story begins in Konan with our favorite Miko, Miaka Yuki, at no point in the story line that Fushigi Yuugi runs by.
Miaka: But...why?
N: Well, mainly because there is no good point in the story I can fit this in. And I don't want to have it at the end because that would involve half the cast being dead. Also that would involve Taka being in the story and because of good taste (plus personal problems) there is no chance I am bringing him in here.
Miaka: Why?
N:(PMS starting to flare) Taka is a wimp with no powers. Also his name is stupid. Why Watase changed it to a jacked up name like that is beyond me. In short-- I don't like him as much as Tamahome.
Miaka: Why?
N:(PMS! PMS!) Listen. Stupid ditzes aren't hard to find in the anime world. You can be easily replaced if you defy me!! *mutters* That Usagi girl could play your slut part just fine...
Miaka: ok! ok!
N: As I was saying, our story begins in Konan palace with (our now less) favorite miko. *mutters* Damn talking back fictional characters!!
Miaka: I'm bored.....
Tamahome: Yeah.....
Miaka: Wanna make out....?
Tamahome: Yeah.....NANI?! Now? (again?)
Miaka: Why not? It's what we always do in the series.*under breath* It seems to be the only thing I'm good for... That and a rape victim...
Tamahome: Um...ok, fine.
*Tamahome leans in*
*Kiss*
*Tamahome opens eyes for no apparent reason*
Chichiri: I didn't know you felt that way about me, no da!
(*popped in with his powers*)
Tamahome: GAH! Chichiri you ass! What the heck are you doing here?!
Chichiri: Don't ask me! Ask the Authoress! This is her weird humor after all, no da!
*everyone glares up at Nikushimi*
N: Bwahahahahaha! I rule all!!
Tamahome: *under breath* Why me? I should have known...
Tasuki: Don't act like your the favorite! We all know that I am the awesome hero in the story!
Hotohori: *sparkle sparkle* Oh shut up you baka. This is a girl's comic! If you were to be the main character you would have to be a girl! *slightly quieter* And we all know you're not nearly as gorgeous as us (I), so you couldn't possibly come close to the dashing hero!(*CONCITED!!!*)
(Note: Hotohori always refers to himself as "we" the emperor and all... on crack? I think so.)
(N: Don't you love how they all magically appear like this?)
Tamahome: Wait your highness, as you said this is a girl's comic after all. And we all know there is something strange with Tasuki so....
Tasuki: What the hell are you implying?!
Tamahome: nothing just that... *starts to dance around like an annoying ballerina* You're a girl!! A gril!! A girly girly girly girl!
(Nao: (nikushimi's other self) A ballerina, eh? Don't you think that makes people wonder? Niku: AH! NO! It's not... uh... It's a very manly dance. *mutters* like I'd ever insult my lovely tamahome.. *drools* And it's not like I really hate these characters... Nao: *evil grins* it's just fun to make fun of them. )
Nuriko: Here they go again...
Miaka: Hmm? Oh, Nuriko! Where have you been?
Nuriko: Oh! I've been playing dress up. I've missed dressing like a girl, I'll admit it now... so I had to find a substitute.*looks behind her/him*
(Niku: You are psychotic! Why must you insist on adding this? Nao: hee hee hee. Because it's the humor that never dies. Hey folks, what is the one sight that would stop the world from rotating?)
*Entire FY cast stops, glares, grimaces, and quickly turns away*
Miaka: Nur- Nuriko!!
Nuriko: What?
Miaka: That's mitsukake!!
Nuriko: *cheerily* I know.
Miaka: THAT'S MITSUKAKE IN A DRESS!!
Tamahome: Twice in one lifetime is too much!!
Tasuki: I never knew the wrath of PMS was so bad!!
(Nao+Niku: hee hee. Try a PO-ed mom with PMS. THAT IS HELL!)
Nuriko: Aww, come on! It ain't that bad! Besides, We know the fans all love it!
Fans: *running for their lives*
Miaka: Well, there go all our readers...*sweat drop*
Tasuki: *hiding his face* CHI- CHIRIKO! You're supposed to be smart!! DO SOMETHING!!
Chiriko: uhhhhh...ok! *places bag on mitsukake's head*
Mitsukake in a dress, under a bag: *sweat drop*
Everyone: *anime fall down*
Chichiri: apparently his Kanji is not there...no da.
Miaka: Oh well, I suppose I shall clean him up... *thinking* why do I get stuck with this crap? *walks off with Mitsukake*
Tasuki: She sure is sacrificial....
Chichiri: She's really kind.
Tamahome: Hee hee, and I'm the lucky stiff whom she loves.
Hotohori: *looking agitated* Shut up, you don't have to be coacky! *mutters* We the emperor are to concited to care about your luckyness yet we are jelous and dumbfounded because miaka picked a money pinching block headed guy over this sexy beast.
(Niku: Ano... Hotohori seems oddly out of character... Nao: I noticed. You must stop talking like your friends. Niku: dah! ......*sweatdrop* I suppose you're right... sadly, that is an impossible fate.)
Tamahome: grrrrrr....*thinking* Why must he always talk like he's on drugs? (or rugs...hee hee hee)
Chiriko: I like miaka too..
Nuriko: I must admit I can't not like her.
Nao: ARGH! HEY! Let's play a game! Who doesn't fall in love with miaka during the series?
Chiriko: (smart) Oh! I know! Taiitsukun! Or an innocent bystander.... A tree maybe?
Tamahome: OMG!! EVERYONE (and/or thing!) IS AFTER MY SWEET, SWEET MIAKA!!
Tasuki: you're right. For a girl, she is pretty sweet, and nice, and kind, and fun, and cheery, and loveable, and....
Miaka (in the distance): WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE?!
Chichiri: And hungry... no da?
(Niku: Do they know what chocolate is? Nao: Who cares? Shut up and get the plot moving!!)
N: Small critters, form who knows where (Nao: outerspace!!lol), hurdle out of the area miaka and mitsukake were. Therefore, trampling the seiishi as they pass.
Chichiri: This can't be good...Bad omen...no da...
Miaka's voice heard from afar: I HATE YOU ALL!
Tamahome: *looking at Tasuki* and just where the hell are you going?
Tasuki: *turns to reveal the face of a sneaky fox* um... with the animals. I want to live, man.
Tamahome: Why you...! *anime fighting cloud starts between the two*
Nuriko: This looks bad!
Hotohori: What? The fact that Miaka is acting like a homicidal maniac?
Nuriko: NO! I..I... I think I'm getting a zit!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hotohori: Go to your closet and pray!
(Nao: Hee hee. Carrie. Niku: ahhhhh!)
Mitsukake:*comes running out with bruises* Ahhhhhhhhhh!! Run Forest! RUN!
(Niku: ok, you can knock it off already. I don't need to be sued for all this. Nao: he he he. But it's fuuuuuuun! Niku: *wack* Both: Ow! Nao: I(we) don't own anything...just remember that. Niku: *smiles*)
*THUMP*
Seiishi: huh?
*thump*
*water riples*
*thump*
noise in distance: Roooooooooooooooooooooooooar!!
(Nao: That one was you!! Niku: I know... hee hee. Nao: you do realize I can now insert raptors, right? Niku: Urk! Waaaaaaaaah! NO!!! *whispers* Not the raptors! They'll be tasting me!!)
Tasuki: Holy shiznay!
Tamahome: She's... she's......COMING!!
N: a large shadow envelopes the seiishi...
Nao: THE END!!
Niku: NO IT'S NOT!
Nao: hee hee... I know...I'm just evil that way.
Niku: Well, it might be the end if no one likes it... So if anyone actually thinks my work is funny, GIVE ME A SIGN!!
Nao: ok! *holds up loser sign*
Niku: damn you....
Nao: Anyway, if you'd like to feed our ego, please...R&R!!
Niku: *mutters* What she said....
Nikushimi: Anyway, with this subject I only feel comfortable talking about it with two of my very good friends, so knowing me this might disappear very suddenly!! ha ha ha....
Warning: This piece of work was written in a severe case of PMS(and hyperness)! Some suggestive dialogue not suitable for children may have slipped in without my notice because I was seriously PO- ed at the world at the time and didn't care.... (really, I don't think there are any bad words....he he he)
Nikushimi: Yes, PO- ed at my sis, mom, and the world. It all started because I wouldn't let my sis kick me off the comp. last night 'cuz I was busy reading fics!! And now she gets to go on 'cuz she cried to mom. damn her....
*glares at onee*
Hotaru: *turns around* hmmm.....?
Nikushimi: *Turns back to computer screen as un-suspiciously as possible* I swear I'll get her. Random thoughts of disconnectiong the newer comp. and running away with the screen have been floating through my head all day... instead I just mope and type on my crappy old comp. *sigh* Anyway, enjoy the fic!!
Fushigi Yuugi: That Time of the month...
Disclaimer: I don't own.....ANYTHING!!.......Damn.
Nikushimi (taking the role as Narrator): For fun, Stupidity, and no reason at all, (or maybe for the reasons I just stated) our story begins in Konan with our favorite Miko, Miaka Yuki, at no point in the story line that Fushigi Yuugi runs by.
Miaka: But...why?
N: Well, mainly because there is no good point in the story I can fit this in. And I don't want to have it at the end because that would involve half the cast being dead. Also that would involve Taka being in the story and because of good taste (plus personal problems) there is no chance I am bringing him in here.
Miaka: Why?
N:(PMS starting to flare) Taka is a wimp with no powers. Also his name is stupid. Why Watase changed it to a jacked up name like that is beyond me. In short-- I don't like him as much as Tamahome.
Miaka: Why?
N:(PMS! PMS!) Listen. Stupid ditzes aren't hard to find in the anime world. You can be easily replaced if you defy me!! *mutters* That Usagi girl could play your slut part just fine...
Miaka: ok! ok!
N: As I was saying, our story begins in Konan palace with (our now less) favorite miko. *mutters* Damn talking back fictional characters!!
Miaka: I'm bored.....
Tamahome: Yeah.....
Miaka: Wanna make out....?
Tamahome: Yeah.....NANI?! Now? (again?)
Miaka: Why not? It's what we always do in the series.*under breath* It seems to be the only thing I'm good for... That and a rape victim...
Tamahome: Um...ok, fine.
*Tamahome leans in*
*Kiss*
*Tamahome opens eyes for no apparent reason*
Chichiri: I didn't know you felt that way about me, no da!
(*popped in with his powers*)
Tamahome: GAH! Chichiri you ass! What the heck are you doing here?!
Chichiri: Don't ask me! Ask the Authoress! This is her weird humor after all, no da!
*everyone glares up at Nikushimi*
N: Bwahahahahaha! I rule all!!
Tamahome: *under breath* Why me? I should have known...
Tasuki: Don't act like your the favorite! We all know that I am the awesome hero in the story!
Hotohori: *sparkle sparkle* Oh shut up you baka. This is a girl's comic! If you were to be the main character you would have to be a girl! *slightly quieter* And we all know you're not nearly as gorgeous as us (I), so you couldn't possibly come close to the dashing hero!(*CONCITED!!!*)
(Note: Hotohori always refers to himself as "we" the emperor and all... on crack? I think so.)
(N: Don't you love how they all magically appear like this?)
Tamahome: Wait your highness, as you said this is a girl's comic after all. And we all know there is something strange with Tasuki so....
Tasuki: What the hell are you implying?!
Tamahome: nothing just that... *starts to dance around like an annoying ballerina* You're a girl!! A gril!! A girly girly girly girl!
(Nao: (nikushimi's other self) A ballerina, eh? Don't you think that makes people wonder? Niku: AH! NO! It's not... uh... It's a very manly dance. *mutters* like I'd ever insult my lovely tamahome.. *drools* And it's not like I really hate these characters... Nao: *evil grins* it's just fun to make fun of them. )
Nuriko: Here they go again...
Miaka: Hmm? Oh, Nuriko! Where have you been?
Nuriko: Oh! I've been playing dress up. I've missed dressing like a girl, I'll admit it now... so I had to find a substitute.*looks behind her/him*
(Niku: You are psychotic! Why must you insist on adding this? Nao: hee hee hee. Because it's the humor that never dies. Hey folks, what is the one sight that would stop the world from rotating?)
*Entire FY cast stops, glares, grimaces, and quickly turns away*
Miaka: Nur- Nuriko!!
Nuriko: What?
Miaka: That's mitsukake!!
Nuriko: *cheerily* I know.
Miaka: THAT'S MITSUKAKE IN A DRESS!!
Tamahome: Twice in one lifetime is too much!!
Tasuki: I never knew the wrath of PMS was so bad!!
(Nao+Niku: hee hee. Try a PO-ed mom with PMS. THAT IS HELL!)
Nuriko: Aww, come on! It ain't that bad! Besides, We know the fans all love it!
Fans: *running for their lives*
Miaka: Well, there go all our readers...*sweat drop*
Tasuki: *hiding his face* CHI- CHIRIKO! You're supposed to be smart!! DO SOMETHING!!
Chiriko: uhhhhh...ok! *places bag on mitsukake's head*
Mitsukake in a dress, under a bag: *sweat drop*
Everyone: *anime fall down*
Chichiri: apparently his Kanji is not there...no da.
Miaka: Oh well, I suppose I shall clean him up... *thinking* why do I get stuck with this crap? *walks off with Mitsukake*
Tasuki: She sure is sacrificial....
Chichiri: She's really kind.
Tamahome: Hee hee, and I'm the lucky stiff whom she loves.
Hotohori: *looking agitated* Shut up, you don't have to be coacky! *mutters* We the emperor are to concited to care about your luckyness yet we are jelous and dumbfounded because miaka picked a money pinching block headed guy over this sexy beast.
(Niku: Ano... Hotohori seems oddly out of character... Nao: I noticed. You must stop talking like your friends. Niku: dah! ......*sweatdrop* I suppose you're right... sadly, that is an impossible fate.)
Tamahome: grrrrrr....*thinking* Why must he always talk like he's on drugs? (or rugs...hee hee hee)
Chiriko: I like miaka too..
Nuriko: I must admit I can't not like her.
Nao: ARGH! HEY! Let's play a game! Who doesn't fall in love with miaka during the series?
Chiriko: (smart) Oh! I know! Taiitsukun! Or an innocent bystander.... A tree maybe?
Tamahome: OMG!! EVERYONE (and/or thing!) IS AFTER MY SWEET, SWEET MIAKA!!
Tasuki: you're right. For a girl, she is pretty sweet, and nice, and kind, and fun, and cheery, and loveable, and....
Miaka (in the distance): WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE?!
Chichiri: And hungry... no da?
(Niku: Do they know what chocolate is? Nao: Who cares? Shut up and get the plot moving!!)
N: Small critters, form who knows where (Nao: outerspace!!lol), hurdle out of the area miaka and mitsukake were. Therefore, trampling the seiishi as they pass.
Chichiri: This can't be good...Bad omen...no da...
Miaka's voice heard from afar: I HATE YOU ALL!
Tamahome: *looking at Tasuki* and just where the hell are you going?
Tasuki: *turns to reveal the face of a sneaky fox* um... with the animals. I want to live, man.
Tamahome: Why you...! *anime fighting cloud starts between the two*
Nuriko: This looks bad!
Hotohori: What? The fact that Miaka is acting like a homicidal maniac?
Nuriko: NO! I..I... I think I'm getting a zit!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hotohori: Go to your closet and pray!
(Nao: Hee hee. Carrie. Niku: ahhhhh!)
Mitsukake:*comes running out with bruises* Ahhhhhhhhhh!! Run Forest! RUN!
(Niku: ok, you can knock it off already. I don't need to be sued for all this. Nao: he he he. But it's fuuuuuuun! Niku: *wack* Both: Ow! Nao: I(we) don't own anything...just remember that. Niku: *smiles*)
*THUMP*
Seiishi: huh?
*thump*
*water riples*
*thump*
noise in distance: Roooooooooooooooooooooooooar!!
(Nao: That one was you!! Niku: I know... hee hee. Nao: you do realize I can now insert raptors, right? Niku: Urk! Waaaaaaaaah! NO!!! *whispers* Not the raptors! They'll be tasting me!!)
Tasuki: Holy shiznay!
Tamahome: She's... she's......COMING!!
N: a large shadow envelopes the seiishi...
Nao: THE END!!
Niku: NO IT'S NOT!
Nao: hee hee... I know...I'm just evil that way.
Niku: Well, it might be the end if no one likes it... So if anyone actually thinks my work is funny, GIVE ME A SIGN!!
Nao: ok! *holds up loser sign*
Niku: damn you....
Nao: Anyway, if you'd like to feed our ego, please...R&R!!
Niku: *mutters* What she said....