A new story!! This is a random fanfic. Totally.
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Naruto: "Hey, everybody! It's me, Naruto! Believe it!"
Sasuke: "Shut the hell up. You say that too much!!"
Naruto: "Sasuke! You're back! Hug me!!"
Sasuke: "Hell no! Who are you, Tobi?!" (Tobi runs in)
Tobi : "Did someone say Tobi?! Tobi is a good boy!!" (Zetsu walks in)
Zetsu: "Yes, yes, we all know that, Tobi. You shouldn't run around randomly…wait. Did Naruto just say 'hug me' to Sasuke?!"
Naruto and Sasuke: "Er…no."
Zetsu: 'I knew it! You're yaoi! I'll tell everyone! Mwuahahahaha!!" (Runs out while evilly laughing)
Tobi: "Wait Zetsu-san!!" (follows)
Sasuke: "…crap. They've figured out our secret! Now I'm going to have to kill myself…" (pulls out sword, stopped by Naruto)
Naruto: "Sasuke, you baka! Don't kill yourself!"(Sasuke puts back sword)
Sasuke: "Sigh, okay. I won't."
Sai: "Naruto…"
Naruto: "Gah! S-S-Sai!"
Sai: "How could you?! I thought we were together!!" (runs out of room)
Naruto: "Sai! I can explain!!" (follows Sai)
Sasuke: "…Well, that was unexpected. I never would think Sai was gay…"
Babs McGoogle: "It's called yaoi, and what's your prob?! It's so obvious!!"
Sasuke: "Who the hell are you?! You're not even a character in the anime, or manga!!"
Babs McGoogle: "Erm…" (starts walking out) "I was never here…"
Sasuke: "She should have stayed…now there's nobody to talk to…"
Karin: "You can talk to me, Sasuke-chan!"
Sasuke: "Get away from me, you perv. Hm, you know what? I've always wanted to say that, but Kishimoto never let me say that."
Karin: (thinks) "I don't really care anymore! I just heard that you're yaoi!" (walks out)
Sasuke: "That's probably something Kishimoto wouldn't let her say, either."
Babs McGoogle: "Stop talking! I need to go eat ramen!"
Sasuke: "Why do I need to stop talking?"
Babs McGoogle: "Well, I just said one reason, and there's nobody here to talk to anyway!" (Sasori walks in)
Sasori: "You, you're the one that writes 'Deidara's Kitty', right?"
Babs McGoogle: "Yeah."
Sasori: "You haven't updated in a long time, I really want to know what happens next…"
Babs McGoogle: "You read it? I mean, it would be okay if you weren't one of the characters in it! It's a yaoi about you and Deidara!" (Sasuke stares at Sasori)
Sasori: "Um, no, I don't read it!" (says it like it's obvious that he does) "Deidara wanted to know!"
Babs McGoogle: "It's obvious you do, and it would still be weird if Deidara wanted to know. And you just said you really want to know what happens next!"
Sasori: "Can you answer the question?"
Babs McGoogle: "Yeah, I was planning on updating in the next few days…"
Sasori: "Er…okay. I'll…go now." (runs out)
Babs McGoogle: "It's time for me to eat mah ramen! See ya' next time!"
Sasuke: "Bye." (waves bye)
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Did you like it? I need more ideas, so if you can, please give me ideas! I really need them! Please review! Please favorite! Thanx!
How I came up with the name: I was playing Wario Ware: Smooth Moves, I was playing on the stage with the ninjas. If you win a microgame, they say stuff. One time they were saying "Ninjutsu!" but to me, it sounded like "Nin-chat soup!" That's when I thought of this strange randomness!