mersy:*sounds of gunfire and death screams* Oh hi Lara I'm just playin' Tomb Raider
Lara: And dying a lot by the sounds of it.
mersy:* throws climbing axe at her head* PISS OFF!
Lara: Where the hell did you get that.
mersy: got it off your belt when you weren't looking.
Lara: you little piss-ant I'm gonna get you for that. *decks him*
mersy: OW! YOU FUCKING BITCH. *grabs gun and shoots her in the back of head*
Lara: WHAT THE FUCK. *shoots back*
*sounds of gunfire and explosions*
Nathan drake: FUCKING STOP.
*silence*
Lara: Nathan your home from Thailand early.
mersy: BIG BROTHER!
Nathan: Lara what the hell he's only 14.
Lara: but he shot first.
Nathan: I don't care who shot first he's our little brother.
Alex: Hello, I'm ho- WHOA WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE.
Lara: honey you back early.
Alex: yeah today's our 2 year anniversary I wanted to take you some where nice.
Roth: Lara you home I wanted t- WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE!
Lara: Jeid (pronounced: Jade) started it I was just doing wha-
mersy: FUCKING SHUT UP.
Everyone: Why!?
mersy: we are out of time