Power surged through the air as Dialga and Palkia went after each other like two dogs after the same bone. Dialga blocking every blow and retaliating with roar of time, and Palkia dodging every move and fighting it of with spacial rend. This went on for hours until their two moves met and a massive wave of energy spread out and hit the walls that separated to different worlds.

Akemi was waiting, as usual, on the roof, as usual, for Shikamaru, as usual, when something very not-usual happened.

There was a huge ripping sound and an explosion, and Akemi was thrown backwards, skidding to a stop on the other side of the roof. She peeked over, and saw a huge rip in what seemed like time repair itself, leaving something small and yellow behind.

"Pika Pika!!!" The thing yelled, apparently in distress, as it attempted to jump through the air. It just landed on the ground again, and Akemi scooted closer.

"The fuck is this thing?" She said, picking it up by the ear and swinging it around. It seemed pissed off, then started attempting to talk again.

"PIKA! Pika pika pika pika..." Akemi sat and stared at it until it stopped to take a breath, then covered it's tiny mouth with her hand. It proceeded to shock her.

She was pissed. "God dammit little thing..." She elongated the fingernails on one of her hands and was about to stab it in the gut when someone slammed into her side. And it definitely wasn't Shikamaru.

His hair was spiky, but he had on various layers of different colors. He was evidently much younger than she was, maybe about ten. And he was now lying on top of her.

"The fuck off of me. Now." When he didn't move, she drew blood from his neck. "Now."

He scooted off a little, and she was able to kick him the rest of the way.

"What was that for?" The kid asked.

"I said NOW."

He changed the subject. "What were you going to do to Pikachu!" The yellow thing had crawled up onto his shoulder, and was sitting there like some sort of good luck charm.

"I was gonna kill it." She said honestly. "Return the favor. The hell is that thing anyway?"

He seemed hurt that she would even think about killing it. "It's a Pokémon!"

"A what now?"

"A Pokémon."

"The shit is that?"

"You've never heard of Pokémon?"

"No." She thought for a second. "Unless it has something to do with animated plush."

"What is that?" said Ash as he stared down this odd girl. How could she not know about Pokémon? they were every were. Then ash looked around and realized that he was not in Viridian forest anymore. He was instead on a roof.

"AH!" He yelled, and grabbed onto the shingles. "Why are we up HERE?"

"What?" This girl was really stupid. Could she not see the roof? And the drop? And the death? She continued to fabricate on her thought. "Oh don't tell me you're afraid of heights."

He didn't say anything, but the true statement passed through his mind. She proceeded to laugh.

"Oh my god you ARE!!!!!!!!" She leaned back on the roof, rolling about haphazardly. She looked at him again, laughter playing in her eyes. He seemed terrified. "Oh yeah. By the way, I read minds. It's kinda like a stream, so I know exactly what you're thinking right now."

His eyes widened, and she started laughing again. She swiped some happy tears out of her eyes and restated herself. "Anyway. What the hell are these 'Pokémon' things of which you speak?"

Naruto was bugging Sakura about going on a date with him once again. "I have told you before Naruto, I WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU!" Sakura shouted at him.

"Aw come-on Sakura, please."

"N. O. NO Naruto" then Sakura sped off into the woods.

"Damn I was so close to" said Naruto. Then suddenly a gap started to for in the space in front of him and a guy walk out of it. He was blond with red streaks in his hair, kinda small, wore black leather and his hair was spiked backwards so it sort of jutted down his neck.

"Who the hell are you?" Naruto demanded. The guy just narrowed his eyes and grabbed something strikingly white and red from his belt and threw it at Naruto. Naruto easily dogged it, but when it hit the ground it opened and a flash of white light came out and formed a fox with nine tails.

(Isaaku and Akemi – Oh the sweet sweet irony)

"Ninetails, attack with fire spin!" shouted Isaaku. Flames leapt from its mouth and almost incinerated Naruto. But before Naruto could retaliate Sakura came out of nowhere and smashed him in the face. "What the fuck was that for?!" shouted Naruto. "You douchebag, you were meant to clean the bathrooms today, and instead I find u out here messing about." Sakura said as she slapped him across the face. All the wile Isaaku was just standing there staring at them as if they had escaped from a mental institute. "Hey, guy in the orange suit, are you gonna fight or are you to scared of your girlfriend."

"What did you say." Said Sakura in and irritated voice. "I. AM. NOT. HIS. GIRLFRIEND." Sakura screamed as she rushed forward to attack Isaaku.

"Ninetails block!" Isaaku hated using his Pokemon this way, but it was the only way to keep from dying. Whatever her problem was, this girl had just snapped.