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Chapter 1

Spiders, Kissing, and Teeth

When Hermione walked into the common room Saturday morning, she saw Ron and Ginny sitting on the floor, huddled over something, and talking quietly.

"What's going on?" asked Hermione.

Ginny looked at her with a very serious expression. "Mum is sick, and the poor thing has no one to help her."

However, Ron didn't look up at her as he spoke. "Yeah, with Dad at work and Percy's head being 10 times bigger than normal, she'll still have to do everything while she's sick."

"I'm so sorry. I hope she feels better."

Hermione felt very foolish of her comment considering she said the same thing to her neighbours whom she particularly didn't like.

Ginny smiled at Hermione. "Thanks, Hermione. We're going home for Christmas holidays to help her around the house."

Hermione went to sit at a tabled to do twice as much than what was required for her classes. Ron and Ginny had stopped talking, and Ron seemed to be staring into space. Ginny drooped onto Ron's shoulder fast asleep. Ron pushed her off and headed to the Great Hall.

More Gryffindors starting heading to the Great Hall, stepping over Ginny who was sleeping like a strange-shaped rock. Hermione overachieved some more before she coincidently fell asleep because the author commander her to. So there.

Hermione woke up on the floor with her back aching. How'd I get down here, she thought to herself. She trudged to the 7th year girls' dormitory, still half asleep. When she got there she saw Parvati and Lavender staring at her with looks of disgust.

Hermione, still too tired to care, said a quick hello and sat on her bed.

"What do you think YOU'RE doing?" Parvati said with utter disgust.

"Sitting on my bed… if you don't mind, girls."

Lavender folder her arms and looked hard at Hermione. "You're not supposed to be in here until next year."

"What are you talking about! I'm no going to be here next year."

"Oh. Are you running off with your boyfriend?" I was really starting to hate Parvati more that I already did.

"Viktor is NOT my boyfriend!"

"Have you gone mad, Ginny? Aren't you still going out with the famous Harry Potter?"

With eyes as big as saucers, Hermione's hand slowly went up to her hair. Her straight silky hair. Her straight, silky, RED hair. She, Hermione Granger, was now Ginny Weasley.

"Oh… my… GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!"

:Common Room:

Ginny abruptly woke up to what sounded like… herself? She found it weird that she woke up in Hermione's seat, by Hermione's stuff, in Hermione's… clothes? She crossed her fingers on her left hand and reach toward her head with her right hand… and screamed.

When Hermione heard, well, herself scream she ran downstairs. Hermione and Ginny gaped wordlessly at each other.

Just than Harry and Ron walked down from their dormitory.

"What's with all the yelling?" Harry asked "Ginny" (a/n: snicker, snicker).

"Um… uh… a… a spider," stuttered Hermione.

"But it's dead, now," Ginny quickly added, seeing the colour drain from her brother's face.

"You about to head down to breakfast?" Harry asked "Ginny", peaking her on the lips (a/n: snicker, snicker).

"Ewww!" Hermione exclaimed. She pushed Harry back and ran upstairs to brush her teeth.

"She… didn't mean that," said Ginny to a hurt Harry.

:Upstairs:

"Why the hell did you did that for, Hermione! You're in my body! Remember!" Ginny said to Hermione who was furiously scrubbing her tongue.

"I'm sorry, Ginny, but I couldn't take kissing Harry; he's like my brother! I know I overreacted. What if he tries to kiss me again?"

"I really don't want you kissing my boyfriend even though you don't like him in that way… But he's expecting me to kiss back. I don't think he'll feel too good if I gag."

"Okay, I'll just have to stand it, but how much do you two…"

"No! you will absolutely NOT snog my boyfriend! No matter how much he asks yo, you WILL always let him down gently!"

"Of course, I'm going to reject him for that! I was going to ask how much do you two spend time together! I'm obviously going to have to do both of our homework assignments…"

"Oh. Well it seems to me that being you is going to be so easy! Everyone practically worships you, Hermione."

"I'm not letting you off that easy, Ginny. You WILL take notes, and at least attempt to do my homework. I'll correct it."

"And who's gonna make me do it?"

"Do it, or I'll break up with Harry."

"You wouldn't!"

"Oh, yes, I will. It wouldn't worry me a bit."

"Do it, and I'll hurt Ron's feelings. Trust me, I'm his sister, I know how to rip out his heart." Ginny stormed off to go change.

"Don't wiggle your hips like that, Ginny! I don't walk like that!"

"Don't walk like a guy!" Ginny yelled back.

By the time Hermione and Ginny got to breakfast, Ron and Harry were already seated.

"Hey, Harry," said Ginny as she sat by Harry.

"What are you doing, Hermione? You usually sit by Ron."

Ginny and Hermione exchanged looks and switched places.

Breakfast went by quietly. Hermione, no knowing how to talk to Harry, picked at her food. Ginny, trying not to act like Ron's sibling, keep randomly stabbing her food.

On the way back to the Gryffindor common room, Hermione wasn't too content with holding Harry's hand. As a friendly reminder, Ginny stomped on her foot which got Hermione very irritated.

Hermione suddenly stopped walking and turned toward Harry.

"I need to tell you something, Harry."

"Don't do it, Hermione!" Ginny yelled.

Ronald Trump is on hold for now (computer difficulties).

I know this plot is totally over done, but I haven't done it yet, so I'm gonna do it anyway.

Please review! I don't usually do cliff hangers, but I'm doing this so more people will review! Remember, that I never continue with a story if I don't get at least 6 reviews? If no one reviews, it tells me no one likes it so… yeah. So please review.

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