Harry Pothead and The Strangest Year Ever
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters in this story. Do I look like J.k Rowling? NO! I don't own any thing in this story except the plot. So don't sue me!
Chapter One: The Movies
It was a cold day at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Draco Malfoy was sitting in the Slytherin common room. He was daydreaming while Pansy Parkinson was chattering on about how ugly Hermione Granger was. He was thinking about yesterday when Dumbledore said that we were now having classes to study muggles. "Hermione was going to be bringing some DVDs whatever those were and show us muggle videos. Ugh! Who cares about fucking muggle movies! It makes me sick to think about it," Draco said.
"You are soo right! It's just like that mudblood to volunteer for something so stupid!" Pansy exclaimed. Suddenly he realized that he had potions homework to do. Once that was done they left for the Grand Hall for dinner. Draco made his way to the Slytherin table. Dumbledore made an announcement before allowing anyone to eat.
"Now, as you may know, everyone will begin taking classes on muggle study tomorrow. Your class schedules have been changed," Dumbledore said. Suddenly everyone's schedules appeared before them. "Now Miss Granger has volunteered to show us some movies that muggles have made. Your teacher for Muggle History will be Professor Greenleaf. Professor Greenleaf is new here so please be on your best behavior, or I'll toss you into Fluffy's cage or drown you in the lake. Ahem, now where was I? Oh yes." As Dumbledore droned on and on about the class Draco couldn't help, but think: "Shut the fuck up and let us eat!" Finally after two hours later Dumbledore stopped talking and everyone was able to eat dinner.
The next day came and Draco walked to the Muggle History class. On his way there he ran into Harry and his friends. "Watch where you're damn going, Pothead!" Draco yelled.
"Why don't you watch where you're damn going, Malfoy" Harry said. Then Crabbe and Goyle came up to Draco.
"Does Harry want to die?" Goyle said raising his fist.
"No thank you I'll just be on my way he he," Harry said backing away.
"It's really sad that you, Malfoy, need body guards," Ron said.
"What did you say?" Draco asked angrily.
"I could kick your ass easily," Ron said.
"Care to demonstrate?" Draco asked. Ron looked a little nervous.
"Don't worry Ron I'll kick his ass for you," Harry said.
Draco began to laugh, "Look, Weasel, Pothead's come to your rescue."
"Shut the fuck up, Ferret!" Ron yelled.
"I'll take you both down, down to Chinatown!" Draco yelled.
"Bring it on, Malfoy," Harry said.
"Stop! You're acting so childish! And we're gonna be late for class. You know I read that in a book that fighting promotes-" Hermione said before Goyle knocked her out. Everyone cheers. Goyle blushes. Suddenly Crabbe and Goyle are wearing cheerleading uniforms with the Slytherin colors.
"U-G-L-Y! You ant got no alibi! You ugly! Yeah! Yeah! You Ugly!" Crabbe and Goyle cheered shaking pom-poms in the air. Harry, Ron, and Draco stare in horror at Crabbe and Goyle did splits and pyramids. Then Draco, Ron, and Harry got back to their duel. Draco pulled out his wand as did Ron and Harry.
"Stupefy!" Draco cried. Harry dodged the magic spell in slow motion by bending over.
"Imperious!" Harry shouted once he was standing. Draco jumped up in the air and did a flip while dodging the magic spell. Once Draco was on the ground Ron began a spell.
"Wait!" Draco screamed. Ron stopped.
"What?" he asked.
"My hair needs combing!" Draco screamed again. He quickly busted out his comb and began grooming his hair. Once his hair was perfect they continued the duel.
"Flower Power!" Ron yelled. Before Draco could dodge it this time the spell hit him. At first nothing happened, then flowers started popping all over the place. Suddenly Professor McGonagall came walking through the hallway and saw them dueling.
"What the hell you doing?! You are supposed to be going to class! Five points from Slytherin and five points from Gryffindor! Now get to class before I kick your ass!" Professor McGonagall yelled. They all quickly hurried to class. Professor Greenleaf caught them sneaking into their seats.
"Now I want you all to know that I will not take points because this is the first day of class, but tomorrow if any of you is late you will lose points," Professor said. "Now Miss Granger would you please help me with the T.V?" Greenleaf says. While Hermione is putting in the movie Prof. Greenleaf says to class: "Now this movie is called The Ring. I hope you live through it." Greenleaf goes to sit in his chair by his desk. Hermione pressed play and the movie began:
The first thing that was visible was a ring of light. Longbottom gulped nervously and began hugging a teddy bear. Pansy began to clutch Draco's arm so hard that Draco thought he heard a crack. Then on the T.V were two girls sitting in a bedroom watching T.V. They began talking about some video that kills people then the phone rings and they go downstairs. One girl goes upstairs and the screen goes black. Then you see some little boy in a school alone in the classroom. His mother walks in the door talking on her phone. She takes her son to the funeral of the girl that died. The mother of the girl that died tells the mother of the boy to investigate the death of her daughter. So the mother of the boy goes to this place where the girl and some friends hung out before dying a week later. The mother of the boy finds out that all of the girls friends died at 10:00 am. So she then finds out that this girl named Samara made the movie that kills people and she finds the well that Samara died in and releases the girl's spirit. Everyone in the movie thinks that everything is okay but while this guy named Noah watches the tape and Samara comes out of the T.V. She kills Noah and then something that wasn't supposed to in the movie happens. Samara began to walk through the T.V. in Professor Greenleaf's classroom.
Samara was standing in a classroom at Hogwarts. Neville fell out of his seat in fright. Harry's scar began to burn like crazy. "That girl is somehow related to Voldemort!" Harry screamed. Everyone winced when he said the name. Professor Greenleaf ran in front of the class as if to protect them. He pulled out his wand and was about to say a spell when the wand snapped in two. Greenleaf screamed and ran out of the classroom. Samara smiled evilly. Harry jumped in front of Samara and raised his wand too, but unfortunately his wand broke as well.
Harry made his fingers into a cross and screamed: "Back off!" Samara smirked and sent Harry flying into the wall. Samara walked toward Draco with the evil smile on her face. Draco stared in horror at her.
"I love you Draco," Samara said hugging him. Everyone in the classroom was stunned. Suddenly Snape ran into the classroom followed by Greenleaf and Dumbledore. Snape and Greenleaf waited for Dumbledore to raise his wand before they hexed Samara.
"Welcome to Hogwarts, Samara Morgan," Dumbledore said. Everyone in the class were surprised at what Dumbledore said. "Hello Uncle Snape!" Samara said to Professor Snape. Everyone's eyes widened. This was too weird.
"Hello, Samara. I see you've made some friends," Snape pointed to some dead students.
"Miss Morgan you will be sorted into your house now," Dumbledore said. To be continued!
(A/N: So did you like it? Of course you did! Now review before I sic Deatheaters to kill you!)
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters in this story. Do I look like J.k Rowling? NO! I don't own any thing in this story except the plot. So don't sue me!
Chapter One: The Movies
It was a cold day at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. Draco Malfoy was sitting in the Slytherin common room. He was daydreaming while Pansy Parkinson was chattering on about how ugly Hermione Granger was. He was thinking about yesterday when Dumbledore said that we were now having classes to study muggles. "Hermione was going to be bringing some DVDs whatever those were and show us muggle videos. Ugh! Who cares about fucking muggle movies! It makes me sick to think about it," Draco said.
"You are soo right! It's just like that mudblood to volunteer for something so stupid!" Pansy exclaimed. Suddenly he realized that he had potions homework to do. Once that was done they left for the Grand Hall for dinner. Draco made his way to the Slytherin table. Dumbledore made an announcement before allowing anyone to eat.
"Now, as you may know, everyone will begin taking classes on muggle study tomorrow. Your class schedules have been changed," Dumbledore said. Suddenly everyone's schedules appeared before them. "Now Miss Granger has volunteered to show us some movies that muggles have made. Your teacher for Muggle History will be Professor Greenleaf. Professor Greenleaf is new here so please be on your best behavior, or I'll toss you into Fluffy's cage or drown you in the lake. Ahem, now where was I? Oh yes." As Dumbledore droned on and on about the class Draco couldn't help, but think: "Shut the fuck up and let us eat!" Finally after two hours later Dumbledore stopped talking and everyone was able to eat dinner.
The next day came and Draco walked to the Muggle History class. On his way there he ran into Harry and his friends. "Watch where you're damn going, Pothead!" Draco yelled.
"Why don't you watch where you're damn going, Malfoy" Harry said. Then Crabbe and Goyle came up to Draco.
"Does Harry want to die?" Goyle said raising his fist.
"No thank you I'll just be on my way he he," Harry said backing away.
"It's really sad that you, Malfoy, need body guards," Ron said.
"What did you say?" Draco asked angrily.
"I could kick your ass easily," Ron said.
"Care to demonstrate?" Draco asked. Ron looked a little nervous.
"Don't worry Ron I'll kick his ass for you," Harry said.
Draco began to laugh, "Look, Weasel, Pothead's come to your rescue."
"Shut the fuck up, Ferret!" Ron yelled.
"I'll take you both down, down to Chinatown!" Draco yelled.
"Bring it on, Malfoy," Harry said.
"Stop! You're acting so childish! And we're gonna be late for class. You know I read that in a book that fighting promotes-" Hermione said before Goyle knocked her out. Everyone cheers. Goyle blushes. Suddenly Crabbe and Goyle are wearing cheerleading uniforms with the Slytherin colors.
"U-G-L-Y! You ant got no alibi! You ugly! Yeah! Yeah! You Ugly!" Crabbe and Goyle cheered shaking pom-poms in the air. Harry, Ron, and Draco stare in horror at Crabbe and Goyle did splits and pyramids. Then Draco, Ron, and Harry got back to their duel. Draco pulled out his wand as did Ron and Harry.
"Stupefy!" Draco cried. Harry dodged the magic spell in slow motion by bending over.
"Imperious!" Harry shouted once he was standing. Draco jumped up in the air and did a flip while dodging the magic spell. Once Draco was on the ground Ron began a spell.
"Wait!" Draco screamed. Ron stopped.
"What?" he asked.
"My hair needs combing!" Draco screamed again. He quickly busted out his comb and began grooming his hair. Once his hair was perfect they continued the duel.
"Flower Power!" Ron yelled. Before Draco could dodge it this time the spell hit him. At first nothing happened, then flowers started popping all over the place. Suddenly Professor McGonagall came walking through the hallway and saw them dueling.
"What the hell you doing?! You are supposed to be going to class! Five points from Slytherin and five points from Gryffindor! Now get to class before I kick your ass!" Professor McGonagall yelled. They all quickly hurried to class. Professor Greenleaf caught them sneaking into their seats.
"Now I want you all to know that I will not take points because this is the first day of class, but tomorrow if any of you is late you will lose points," Professor said. "Now Miss Granger would you please help me with the T.V?" Greenleaf says. While Hermione is putting in the movie Prof. Greenleaf says to class: "Now this movie is called The Ring. I hope you live through it." Greenleaf goes to sit in his chair by his desk. Hermione pressed play and the movie began:
The first thing that was visible was a ring of light. Longbottom gulped nervously and began hugging a teddy bear. Pansy began to clutch Draco's arm so hard that Draco thought he heard a crack. Then on the T.V were two girls sitting in a bedroom watching T.V. They began talking about some video that kills people then the phone rings and they go downstairs. One girl goes upstairs and the screen goes black. Then you see some little boy in a school alone in the classroom. His mother walks in the door talking on her phone. She takes her son to the funeral of the girl that died. The mother of the girl that died tells the mother of the boy to investigate the death of her daughter. So the mother of the boy goes to this place where the girl and some friends hung out before dying a week later. The mother of the boy finds out that all of the girls friends died at 10:00 am. So she then finds out that this girl named Samara made the movie that kills people and she finds the well that Samara died in and releases the girl's spirit. Everyone in the movie thinks that everything is okay but while this guy named Noah watches the tape and Samara comes out of the T.V. She kills Noah and then something that wasn't supposed to in the movie happens. Samara began to walk through the T.V. in Professor Greenleaf's classroom.
Samara was standing in a classroom at Hogwarts. Neville fell out of his seat in fright. Harry's scar began to burn like crazy. "That girl is somehow related to Voldemort!" Harry screamed. Everyone winced when he said the name. Professor Greenleaf ran in front of the class as if to protect them. He pulled out his wand and was about to say a spell when the wand snapped in two. Greenleaf screamed and ran out of the classroom. Samara smiled evilly. Harry jumped in front of Samara and raised his wand too, but unfortunately his wand broke as well.
Harry made his fingers into a cross and screamed: "Back off!" Samara smirked and sent Harry flying into the wall. Samara walked toward Draco with the evil smile on her face. Draco stared in horror at her.
"I love you Draco," Samara said hugging him. Everyone in the classroom was stunned. Suddenly Snape ran into the classroom followed by Greenleaf and Dumbledore. Snape and Greenleaf waited for Dumbledore to raise his wand before they hexed Samara.
"Welcome to Hogwarts, Samara Morgan," Dumbledore said. Everyone in the class were surprised at what Dumbledore said. "Hello Uncle Snape!" Samara said to Professor Snape. Everyone's eyes widened. This was too weird.
"Hello, Samara. I see you've made some friends," Snape pointed to some dead students.
"Miss Morgan you will be sorted into your house now," Dumbledore said. To be continued!
(A/N: So did you like it? Of course you did! Now review before I sic Deatheaters to kill you!)