Beauty Contest
Part one: Choose the Contestants
By Isabelle (We are so doomed...)
Disclaimer: HEY! THE SQUIRREL JUST BLEW UP...oh...you can hear me? I mean, I don't own Slayers...but *crackles evilly* *grabs the Hikari no Ken* I OWN THIS NOW!!
Gourry: Hey! *chases after her*
Isabelle: ::trips and falls flat on her face:: Damn....
[[Uhhh...yeah...whatever...lets just get on with the fic...]]
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Lina and the gang wondered around town. A rumbling was heard. Lina's stomach...
Lina: I'm sooooooooooooo hungry...
Filia: -.- We just ate five minutes ago.
Lina: That's my point. I'm hungry again.
-everyone sweatdrops-
Suddenly, something caught Amelia's eye.
Amelia: Lina-san! Come here!!!! ::points to a poster, excitedly::
Filia: O.O I never knew Amelia knew how to hyperventilate...
Zel: -.-; You don't know her very well, do you?
Gourry: Hyperventilate? Is that a type of food?
Lina: ::whacks him:: BAKA!! ::walks to Amelia:: What's this...?
Lina read the poster. Suddenly, hearts popped into her eyes as she read the bottom.
Lina: ONE MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Zel: ::raises an eyebrow:: Prize?
Lina: A beauty contest! We enter, we win, we get ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!
Filia: But...but...that's So...so...
Lina: ::grabs Filia by the collar:: Hey, you wanna make some money or not?
Filia: ::sigh:: Even if we do enter, what are the chances of us winning?
Lina: ::lets go:: ::strikes a pose:: Who COULDN'T vote for this beautiful, powerful, majestic-
Gourry: Small-breasted?
Lina: WHAT!?!??! Fireball!
Gourry: ::gets fired:: ...ow...
Lina: ::smacks herself:: He's so stupid, it takes him ten seconds to realize he's in pain...
Filia: And plus, we only have three girls in this group...
Amelia: Filia-san has a point there...
Lina: *evil look* Three girls eh? ::shoots a look at the burnt Gourry and Zel::
Zel: O.O Oh no...
Gourry: Huh? Tunafish?
Lina: ::ignores Gourry:: ::drags Gourry and Zel away:: ::crackles evilly::
Zel: LINA!! THIS IS INJUSTICE!!!
Amelia: WHAT!??!?! INJUSTICE!??!
-Wufei pops outta nowhere-
Wufei: Hey! That's my line! INJUSTICE!!!
Isabelle: -.-() Wrong anime Wu-man.
Wufei: WHAT did you just call me???
Isabelle: ::sigh::
-a scene where you see Isabelle dragging a very mad pilot of 05 who is shouting 'INJUSTICE' every other second-
Amelia: @.@ Nooooo...too many Injustices...I MUST SAVE THEM!!!
Filia: ::sips her tea::
-you hear screams in the tailor shop-
-strange sounds such as: "HEY! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT!" "SHUT UP! FIREBALL!" "NOOO!! NOT THE PINK ONE!!" "Hey...I see anchovies..." "GOURRY! WHY DO YOU HAVE A SQUID?!!?" "OH NO!! ANOTHER SQUID!!"-
Filia: Too late.
Amelia: What's going on in there?!?! ::stomps into the tailor shop, prepared to recite a justice speech:: OH MY GOD!! SQUIDS!??!?!
Filia: ::raises an eye at the author:: Squids?
-Isabelle appears-
Isabelle: They're being attacked by mini-squids. ::disappears again::
Suddenly, the door opened. Out stepped a maiden-I mean Gourry with his hair up in meatballs, lipstick, eye-shadow, blush, in a pink gown...and not to mention...
Filia: ::spits out her tea:: HOW...?!?!?!?!?!